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One thing Angel had learned between a mix of personal experience and trash TV, was that the maid? Always knows everything. You can’t keep secrets from housekeeping, and if you think you can they just haven’t let you know. Everything, from cheating, murder, and money laundering to food preferences and menstrual cycles.
Maids. Know. Everything.
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Light streamed in through the stained glass windows, catching the dust swirling through the air. It reminded him of a cathedral, of Sunday mass spent paying attention to anything but the preaching.
Sanctuary. That’s what they called the main room in a church.
“Look, I already told ya before— I’m here for the free room. You can’t expect me to be excited ‘bout all this other bullshit.”
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(03/14/2020) Due to Plot happening, I have updated the summary!
If you don’t have a decent family, make one!
That’s sure not what either Zim or Dib set out to do, but when Zim somehow manages to get pregnant (hint: Dib probably has something to do with it), that option starts to look more and more likely. Maybe even ... preferable??
This was going to be a gloriously disgusting smutfest ... but now it’s a gloriously disgusting smutfest that also explores themes of trust, redemption, reconciliation, free will, and what it means to be a family.
It’s the found-family, E-for-Explicit disasterpiece you didn’t know you were waiting for, and it has a little bit of everything: romance, adventure, mpreg, heartfelt reconciliations, at least one explicit and lengthy sex scene per chapter, more about Irken biology than you ever wanted to know, mpreg, emotional drama, egg laying, Dib learning how to be a fucking human being, mpreg, lots of crying, Zim going from sexually repressed to hyper sexual, more mpreg …
This is mpreg porn with an Actual Fucking Plot. I don’t know how else to warn you.
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Zim is stuck in a time loop triggered by Dib's death. As he tries to prevent the inevitable, he ends up falling head over heels for the human. There's just one problem: Dib never dies the same way twice. ... Okay, two problems: Zim always wakes up to a Dib who only knows Zim as his enemy. Can he finally save Dib, and convince his mortal enemy that he's really in love?
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- Part 1 of Once More, with Feeling
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Dib is having a shitty day, and he's about to make it Zim's problem. But when he takes it too far, he realizes that getting Zim out of the picture permanently isn't what he actually wanted. How far is he willing to go to erase his mistakes and get a fresh start with the person he's considered his nemesis for the better part of a decade?
This story aims to break the enemies to lovers speedrun world record. You're welcome.