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Canon divergent AU where Izzy and Lucius meet on shore in the Republic of Pirates.
The Republic is a lawless place, and Lucius only has one rule: never fuck a pirate. But when he's unexpectedly rescued by one of the most dangerous men he's ever met, he decides rules are made for breaking. And what starts as a one-time thing, gradually morphs into something that not only breaks the rules, but might just break his heart.
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Izzy's ill-advised one night stand with Lucius comes back to haunt him when Ed and Stede get together and they're suddenly thrust into the same friend group. The monthly monopoly nights are bad enough, but then Stede starts throwing New Year's Eve parties...
Four times Lucius wasn't Izzy's New Year kiss, and one time he was.
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Izzy doesn’t like the new hire. Lucius Spriggs is lazy. He’s entitled. And he sashays around the warehouse in low cut shirts, with his high-vis jacket slung half off his shoulders. Like it’s some kind of fashion statement.
But the very worst thing about him, if Izzy’s being honest with himself, is that he’s never wanted to fuck someone so badly in his entire life.
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On his annual summer holiday, the last thing Lucius expects is to be dragged in to performing a professional dance routine. He can't even do the Macarena. But if it means getting closer to his unwilling new dance instructor, then he's going to give it a shot, even if it means disrupting the comfortable rhythm of his life in the process.
Dirty Dancing AU (it had to be done)
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Izzy's being going through a bit of a dry spell since Ed left. A two year long dry spell. When his friends find out they hook him up with a masseur they know.
Pure smut.
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Just because they're stuck in a zombie apocalypse hellscape doesn't mean Lucius has to walk around in the same grimy clothes all the time. And if he happens to pick up something extra special to surprise his new boyfriend with, well, they've both earned it.
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- Part 4 of All That Remains
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02 Aug 2025
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Jack and Izzy looked down at the tray of trouser-shaped sugar cookies.
“The fuck are these?” Izzy grunted.
“Oh, yeah, so… they’re sweatpants.” Jack paused, waiting for a flicker of recognition from Izzy. “You know, like yours?”Pastry chef Jack has a crush on his new neighbour, Izzy Hands. But will a series of lewd baked goods be enough to win him over?
Or five times Jack made Izzy baked goods and one time he didn’t.Bookmarked by lightandstormy
18 Aug 2024
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Modern era AU. Lucius attends a school reunion and gets more than he bargained for when he runs into a stranger behind the gym.
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- Part 2 of Sprizzy Filth Without Focus
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03 Jun 2024
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Modern AU. After being dumped mid-date on Halloween for dressing up as one of the Heathers, Lucius (being a good Samaritan) returns his dates wallet to his house, and takes the opportunity to chew his Dad out for raising such a shit son.
Izzy has no son, and is deeply confused...but he's also slightly hypno-thighs-ed.
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- Part 1 of Sprizzy Filth Without Focus
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21 Feb 2024
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Ice Skating and Other Disasters by tardigrape for RustyTheTrain
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Jan 2024
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For Lucius, the company Christmas retreat is for making buckets of overtime pay and for surviving the winter holidays without thinking too much about why he hates them.
He hadn't reckoned on Izzy being there for all of it. But is Izzy truly the grinch he seems to be?
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30 Jan 2024