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i hope i'm not the only one that feels it all by lipacxtcher
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Sep 2023
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'Look, Mac, this sounds crazy, and I know you won't believe me, I barely believe it's happened, but I don't know what to do and-' Dennis' voice breaks. 'This morning, I woke up and my dick? My dick was gone.'
Mac blinks.
Did he hear that right?
Mac can only think of one thing to say. 'Did you, uh. Did you look everywhere for it?'
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ORMy attempt at rectifying the disappointing lack of fics where Dennis has a pussy. In this, he gains one via magic. Cue Mac being confused, a lot of horniness and maybe some gay (yes, it's still gay) sex.
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yeah let's get to the point, you love to disappoint me don't you by lipacxtcher
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Oct 2022
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"So the urination incident occurred as the relations had begun?"
"Don't call it that, please," Mac mumbled, sinking down further into his seat and staring at the office carpet like he wanted to disappear into it.
"No, actually, it was right as I was feeling ready to reach... my finale." Dennis huffed, shooting another glare at Mac. "Which really ruined my whole mood when this man here went SOFT and pissed while inside me."
"You know I didn't mean to, dude! How many times do I have to say that!"
OR mac and dennis consult a lawyer on their latest breakup. shenanigans and horniness ensue. no piss kink but piss mention.
OR meant to be crack, but then i got horny, but then i got sad over this pairing
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Am I pretty? Do I deserve to be? by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Oct 2023
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“Open it, dude,” Mac is saying, wringing his hands together as Dennis stares down at the plain white box on his lap.
“What is it?”
“Come on. Just do it, bro. You’ll like it, I promise.”
(Or, Mac makes up for stealing Dennis' collar by getting him a new one. Catgirl Dennis ensues)
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05 Oct 2023
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Exasperated by the relentless Philly heatwave raging into the night, Mac and Dennis try to Solve Global Warming in their own unique way.
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- Part 1 of Heatwaves
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20 Sep 2023
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i want to know (am i sure that i heard you right) by lohoron
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16 Aug 2023
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Mac straightens out, shutting the half-open door. "What?" He whispers, quiet and subdued, like he must've misheard. After thirty-three years, he must've misheard a love confession.
"What?" Dennis goes with, playing it cool, playing it off, he didn't even say anything. Mac's a fucking idiot who heard what he wanted to hear. That's all. "You're not going?"
"Dennis," Mac says like a warning, eyebrows furrowed.
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13 Sep 2023
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constant headache by quixoti for hellshandbasket
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
03 Sep 2023
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Dennis thinks about it constantly: every time he sees Mac check someone's I.D., or pocket two balls at once in a game of pool, or prop his dirty combat boots up on their coffee table.
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07 Sep 2023
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halloooooo just a very angsty attempt at exploring Mac and Dennis' relationship in connection to Mac's catholic guilt - set somewhere around season 8 - but there's not too much needed context to understand it. a lot of Mac pining !! don't be mean to me if this is shit its my first fic lolllllll
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05 Sep 2023