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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets his name for a reason. Seriously, how does he befriend so many dang people? And why can't Wade seem to seduce his favorite bug-themed hero into best-friendship even after all of his elaborate ruses?

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    17 Aug 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    — You have to be my boyfriend.
    It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
    Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
    Wade sighs, then says:
    — Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.

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    06 Aug 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    03 Aug 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Wade very quickly wriggles his way into Peter's life. Peter's having a very difficult time determining why.
    “We’re celebrating your birthday, remember?” Peter says. “And I took off patrol for this, so we’re doing it.”
    “Why?”
    “Because we’re friends,” Peter says. As soon as he says it, he’s questioning it. Wade has never called them friends before, and he’s always had vaguely hero worship thing going on. Maybe Wade’s not interested in friendship with Peter Parker. Maybe that’s been the reason Peter’s been feeling stuck—because he wants something that Wade’s not interested in. “Right?”

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    23 Jun 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Even after over a decade of being Spider-Man, Peter struggles. Like, a lot, with an assortment of different things. He's not sure how he ever managed before Wade came around.

    Or: five times Peter needed Wade's help, and one time Wade needed it instead.

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    02 May 2025

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