13 Works by littlestcactus

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    "By a show of hands," Sensei Lawrence called, "who here thought Lorena was my daughter?"

    In rapid response, a litany of arms went up.

    "Robby, what the hell? Put your hand down."


    Or, girl wakes up in Cobra Kai, so girl learns karate. The rest is collateral.

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    36/?
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    Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?"

    "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism."

    The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort.

    Jessica laughed nervously. "You’re joking, right?"

    I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No."

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    When Nadia’s wish to wake up as a Swan comes true, she couldn’t be more ecstatic.

    Or, a self-insert that wants to be a self-insert, as seen through the eyes of Edward.

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    7/?
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    8
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    Master Tera said that nothing ever happened by accident. If he was to be believed, then I should’ve known that my first encounter with Anakin wouldn’t be my last. The Force was clearly at work, but I didn’t know what to think.

    After all, what could a person like me possibly have to offer Anakin Skywalker?

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    English
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    27,522
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    8
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    548
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    1,957
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    793
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    33,122
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    Different choices are made, but somehow, everything stays the same. [Collection of spinoffs for A Body of Water and Bones]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    726
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    1,861
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    251
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    35,730
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    "So, you want to know why Sam fucked off with Emily? I'll tell you why." Should she have taken this spineless, bland white girl at her word? Perhaps not. But Leah was never one for turning a blind eye to the truth. Even when it felt like a hand had struck her chest and viciously clawed out what was left of her heart. [Companion to A Body of Water and Bones, Leah’s POV]

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    English
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    20,208
    Chapters:
    9/20
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    281
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    1,182
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    214
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    18,741
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    It is Christmas Eve of 1927 and Carlisle cannot bear to go home.

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    English
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    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    81
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    The last thing she remembered was the leech’s arms snagging around her, and then―

    White-hot excruciating pain and the grinding snap of a hundred bones shattering to pieces, rupturing flesh, slicing apart organs.

    Death should’ve been the end. Instead, Leah Clearwater has awoken as Bella Swan. And the first thing on the agenda appears to be attending her own funeral.

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    English
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    6,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    42
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    282
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    62
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    1,931
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    "It was a good distinction to make. I wasn't Bella, but for the time being, I could be Isabella." Because time marches on and waking up as Bella Swan is unfortunate, but it's not the end of the world. Only the end of her's.

    Links for music playlists and story translations available in the series notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211,814
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Collections:
    54
    Comments:
    6,293
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    12,855
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    3,869
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    whirl·pool /ˈ(h)wərlˌpo͞ol/ noun 1. a rapidly rotating mass of water in a river or sea into which objects may be drawn, typically caused by the meeting of conflicting currents. Was it any surprise then, that a dead girl with a watery grave and an ocean of secrets would draw him in just as strongly? [Companion to A Body of Water and Bones, Edward’s POV]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    259
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    2,099
    Bookmarks:
    295
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    33,215
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    "For a heart-stopping moment, he meant to kiss her. Her honeycomb eyes were blown wide and she stood on the tips of her toes. He leaned forward, until he quite suddenly remembered the corpse rotting at their feet."

    Or, the one where Alice sees Edward instead of Jasper, and after seven lonely years, she finally finds him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,095
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2,244
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    In a few hours, the full moon is set to rise. Rikki really shouldn’t be swimming about. And then she sees the boy with skin like diamond.

    Language:
    English
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    6,458
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    510
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    4,539
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    It’s been 45 years since they dwelled in Hoquiam, Washington. But Forks is no longer a block of buildings and prairie homesteads amongst looming forests. Instead, it’s flourished into a small, respectable town all its own. So, the Cullens make an early return. At a time when Charlie is only 16 and Billy has become fully aware of the supernatural. What’s the worst that could happen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    535

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