lixy
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[Probably Discontinued - Sorry!]
John’s world came to a brutal awakening when his father died. He’s been raised into a world he desperately wanted to be a part of, where he could see where his father went on those hunting trips. Struggling to make sense of the world, his unusual education, his purpose in life, he stumbles into the one person that may understand.
Dave’s world was taken away from him when he was killed. He’s forced into a world he doesn’t want to be a part of as he’s turned into a vampire and trained only in how to kill and feed. Failing to integrate into this violent world, he collides with the one person who he wants to understand.
Both men are pushed together for a road trip and a suicide mission that neither of them particularly wanted.
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- Part 1 of Love Bites
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Scoffing, Dave sits up in disbelief, pushing at John's well-worn novel. "That's it?" he says in annoyance. "All you wanted to do was diss my hair and then go back to your trashy book?" John barely spares him an amused look, like one would give their senile relative ranting about nothing of importance. "You're not even going to tell me if it looks bad?"
That makes John put his book back down again, at least temporarily, folding over the corner of his page and closing it slowly. "What, do you want me to?"
Dave puffs out his chest indignantly, eyebrows knitting together. "No, I just thought you might've had, I don't know, a point?"
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“Hey, Miles,” Mr. Wright said entirely out of the blue, midway through their manic investigation session into the financial records of M. Bezzel, Ltd, “let’s get married.”
“Hmph?” Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth didn’t even look up from the tax return he was currently examining. “Now? Don’t be ridiculous. We still have two years of receipts to sift through.”
Apollo and Prosecutor Gavin goggle as their bosses argue their way through the least-romantic proposal, engagement, and wedding they've ever witnessed. It's almost as if, to Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth, wedded bliss is equivalent to a long bickering legal debate crammed in amid an ongoing investigation.
Bookmarked by lixy
03 Oct 2025
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probably the funniest fic of all time and i don’t even really go here