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    Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is broken, malnourished, and full of hope that Hogwarts will be the home he's never had. Alas, it is not meant to be.
    Severus Snape takes one look at tiny Harry Potter and nothing else matters. His vow of protection breaks through all his occlumency shields and shatters through every bit of programming and bias. Harry Potter has been mistreated, and Harry Potter is suffering. Potter's scar is hurting, and Severus stumbles his way to a horrifying revelation; the Dark Lord is in the castle.
    Caught between Dumbledore's schemes and neglect and the looming threat of Voldemort's return, Severus takes the boy and runs.

    Tony Stark always had a feeling a little one with his DNA might turn up at his door, but this it isn't at all how he expected it to happen. And the custody battle is going to be hell. And it's not the most convenient time to have a child and a co-parent show up at the door; his team just broke up; he just gotten beaten nearly to death; his mental health is shot.
    But...the kid needs him. And as true as that is, Tony just might need little Harry Potter, too.

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    Harry Potter is eleven. Sort of. Except he's thirty-one. Or so.
    Doesn't matter, really. He can look eleven if he wants. What matters is, he's lived all this shit before. SEEN it, anyway. and aged up. And he will not let it go that way this time.
    This time, he's taking care of everything. Nobody's dying. Nobody's living in fear. And nobody's camping and starving for months looking for horcruxes. Harry's destroying the damn things immediately. Like, yesterday. Who knows. Time's a little wonky.

    Severus Snape is not prepared for adult, unhinged Harry Potter. Neither are Sirius, Remus, Ron, or any of the Weasleys. But that's okay. Harry hopes they won't get too attached. Because. Well. Harry's a horcrux. And all horcruxes have to be destroyed.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    Spoilers for Harry Potter and Ted Lasso!
    Harry's a parent, three times over. Harry, Luna, and Jamie are raising Teddy plus adorable three year old twins. Who don't look alike, have no birth parents, and may or may not be miniature versions of THE two dark lords. It's fine. Gray just likes to growl. Thadd DOES occasionally speak with adult eloquence before crying and...biting. But hey, that's just the...terrible threes???
    Okay, it's a learning curve, but it's only been a month since the ahem, adoption.
    But now, it's...a lot. All at once. Preseason training is starting for Isaac, Jamie, and Harry. Luna's getting the chance to document a new dragon species in Romania??? Sev and Siri, (undead dads) and Reg are all being weird around our perfectly normal babies??!
    And Harry just doesn't WANT to leave his boys. Or have Luna or Jamie give up their dreams. Because this household of warmth and chaos, with two life partners, three babies, a gaggle of living, re-alived and un-dead friends and family? THIS is Harry's dream.
    It's a full life. He, Luna, and Jamie are a complete set. Right?

    And the team and Ted will be okay without him. Right?
    (Spoiler alert: No.)

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    English
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    89,225
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    7
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter is sent into hiding in the muggle world. Turns out, Kingsley Shacklebolt's half brother is professional footballer Isaac McAdoo who takes in the battered seventeen year old.
    Four years and a lot of professional training from Isaac later, Harry signs on to play at AFC Richmond with Isaac. Little does he know that their obnoxious gaffer is about to be replaced by American football coach Ted Lasso, who finds magic in everything, from rhyming words to barbecue sauce and intends to transform the struggling team one book and biscuit at a time.

    The club's new owner, Rebecca, would rather Ted didn't fix anything. She brought the ridiculous American across the pond to sabotage her ex husband's only love, after all! But Rebecca finds herself courted by a dashing stranger and charmed by Ted's wholesome ways. How is she supposed to accomplish anything underhanded when Ted is so bloody nice?!

    Roy Kent is so fucking done. Jamie Tartt is confused. And Keeley Jones is everyone's dating consultant and confidant. Except her new best friend Rebecca! What is up with that?

    Dating, parenting, and oh yes, Harry occasionally deals with Death Itself? It's fine, it's just Kal.

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    120,338
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    19
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    **Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Warder of the Phoenix!

    Previously, with the help of Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and other former members of the Light, Soulless Voldemort sacrificed himself...for himself...and reanimated his diary-preserved soul, along with Regulus Black, the young man who has been trapped with him for nearly twenty years. Now, diary-preserved twenty something (maybe?) Tom Riddle is a powerful, somewhat lost young man who has been virtually adopted by Sirius and Remus Black and considers it his sworn duty to protect his new family. (Also, Dumbledore originally kidnapped him from America, he's got a Boston accent, okay, pal?) He's made friends and made mistakes, but he'll do anything to protect Harry and Hagrid. Hell, he killed Dumbledore for them.

    But things got weird the day of Dumbledore's death and they just keep getting weirder. Tom and Harry accidentally woke up the Black Family's ancient dragon-shifter grandad. Harry turned into a baby dragon. They resurrected Tom and Hagrid's long-dead best friend - Celeste the Basilisk!

    But everything is not what it seems, and the family is rocked by revelations of the past and present! As ever, Koala time!

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    English
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    104,406
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    16
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    52
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    11
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    This is a continuation of Harry Potter and the Warder of the Phoenix!
    This is a short collection of POVs from some of the characters.

    On a day of chaos for Harry Potter and Tom Riddle (Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Warder of the Phoenix) Harry's friends and family are trying to reach him within Hogwarts Castle.
    Ron and Draco have to deal with a crazed veela and then Mad-Eye Moody?
    Sirius, Remus, Severus, and crew try desperately to get into the castle.
    Chaos, magic, and Polyjuice. So much Polyjuice!

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    English
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    13,187
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    35
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    Fleur Delacour is NOT having a fun Triwizard Tournament. Hogwarts is a mess. She's losing the second task. What are all these literal children and her SISTER doing UNDERWATER? And...

    Her inner Veela has chosen that particular moment to point out her two fated mates. The little boy who has hijacked her tournament and the surliest professor at this ridiculous school, Severus Snape.

    Excellent. Perfect. The stuff of dreams. Well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if Harry is a literal baby Savior. It doesn't matter if Snape is a double agent caught between the two most ruthless wizards alive. It doesn't matter that none of them will be ready to be mates for years; Fleur is going to keep them all alive if it kills her, dammit.

    Severus Snape wakes to realize he has been obliviated, with only three thoughts in his mind. One, he has a fated mate. Two, they insist that he remains alive. And three, he is compelled be aware of the emotional state of Harry Bloody Potter. And Merlin help him, he'll figure it out. Except...how can he figure out HOW Potter is when he doesn't even know WHERE he is? And if the bratty Savior is actually just a broken child, how is Sev supposed to cope with him?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,167
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5,130

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