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Kaveh has been suffering the true woes of a barista by crushing on his favorite customer for months.
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12 Mar 2026
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stay (it's like that) by revesdelimonade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2025
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Shang Qinghua agrees to cat sit for Mobei Jun during a business trip and accidentally comes across an intriguing draft in his Notes app while borrowing his laptop. Unable to resist his curiosity, Shang Qinghua learns the hard truth.
Mobei Jun is in love! Just not with him.
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23 Feb 2026
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I'll Get Off the Apps (Eventually) by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2025
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Shang Qinghua is a pretty disappointing Alpha. Not only does he look nothing like an Alpha should, but he's also only attracted to other men who are Alphas too. It's all very embarrassing, and his romantic life is a complete disaster. His dating app is barren, without a message in sight, and he hasn't been on a date in years. So, on one lonely night, Shang Qinghua decides to embark on a little experiment—What would life look like if he was an Omega?
Shang Qinghua only ever intended to keep up this ruse for a short while, but when Shang Qinghua meets Mobei-jun, the Alpha of Alphas, things start to get a bit more serious. Shang Qinghua doesn't know if he can maintain his lie, while also managing his growing feelings, and navigating a budding relationship with the enigmatic Mobei-jun.
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23 Feb 2026
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“Al-Haitham, what—”
He freezes.
There is a child in Al-Haitham’s covers, on Al-Haitham’s bed. A child. They can’t be older than two or three from how tiny they are. Their hair is a messy bird’s nest of gray strands, and their hands are small—gripped tight to Al-Haitham’s sheets. The child is drowning in the shirt they have on, the sleeves reaching their elbows and the collar drooping over their chest. For one nonsensical moment, Kaveh thinks, Al-Haitham never told him he had a child.
(Al-Haitham turns into a kid. It goes about as well as you’d expect.)
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19 Feb 2026
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Kaveh never planned to still be here, in Alhaitham's house ... or to want more than he's allowed. But when a client's offhand command and a too-generous Akademiya program crack open the door to what might be a different future, Kaveh finds himself dreaming of things he's never had: family, stability, maybe even peace.
(Or: When Kaveh considers becoming a single parent, Alhaitham enters crisis mode for the first time in his adult life, scrambling to be chosen as the father of Kaveh's child.)
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19 Feb 2026
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"You don't have to sell it to me anymore," Alhaitham said. "I'm already here."
"Good boy."
Alhaitham froze mid-step, the branches slipping from his hands and tumbling away from the pile he had been aiming for. For some inexplicable reason, the air felt suddenly warmer—and his pants uncomfortably tighter.
What the—
"…What?"
He turned toward Kaveh, his thoughts still caught on that peculiar choice of words—only to find him crouched beside the dog, scratching it between the ears as he retrieved a small piece of wood out of its mouth and added it to their growing pile.
Oh.
Or
A dog helped Alhaitham discover something interesting about himself.
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16 Feb 2026
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Five Times Kaveh Felt Jealous, And One Time Alhaitham Shut It Down by ISteppedOnALego
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jan 2026
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Being possessive was not something Kaveh ever felt comfortable with. He loved and trusted Alhaitham so deeply to even begin to put it into words, yet that didn’t stop the burning sensation taking root in his chest. It wasn’t even about Alhaitham—his demeanor was, more or less, the same as always.
It was her.
Because she was standing just a little too close to what was his.
And, well, he didn’t like it.
or
Alhaitham’s apprentice has a crush on him—a fact that made Kaveh lose his mind. Just a little.
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16 Feb 2026
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Devotion Has Sunburned Side Effects by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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Kaveh remembered the stories. Cattle that were sacred. Cattle that were never to be touched.
“Please. I’m sorry. I’ll do anything. If it’s punishment you want—or justice—I’ll take it. Just spare them. Some of them are still kids.”
The god tilted his head. Stepped closer. Looked Kaveh over like he was something to be carved open.
“Anything?”
Kaveh swallowed. “Y-yes.”
Or: Kaveh’s juniors pissed off a god. Kaveh offered himself in their place. He didn’t expect the punishment to last a lifetime. And he definitely didn’t expect to enjoy it.
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15 Feb 2026
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“Kaveh.”
“And he—huh? Yes?”
“You do realize that was Alhaitham, right?”
A long pause. “Who?”
Tighnari’s palm meets his face. “Sorry, of course you of all people wouldn’t care to know about these things.” He clears his throat. And then, “Prince Alhaitham.”
A beat. “Oh.”
In which Kaveh is a tailor indebted to Dori, Alhaitham is the Prince of Sumeru, and they meet at a masquerade. Or, a little twist on the Cinderella trope.
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14 Feb 2026
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Kaveh stares at the neatly packed bento box laying before Al-Haitham, housing neatly sliced vegetables and glistening, fresh rice.
“Who made you that?” Kaveh asks, not bothering to hide the vengeance in his voice. “Your work husband?”
Al-Haitham lets the fork go slack in his hands and just stares at him. “Kaveh,” he says, in the sort of tone someone might say dude.
“Don’t dude me,” Kaveh says, aghast.
Kaveh is interested in discovering who Al-Haitham's elusive work husband is. Al-Haitham is only interested in Kaveh.
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23 Jan 2026
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Out of Your Mind by corduroyserpent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2022
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Oh no! Mobei-jun's been hit with a mysterious pollen that...allows him to hear Shang Qinghua's thoughts?!
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09 Oct 2025
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He remembers something brushing against his skin, along his arms, his waist, his hips. He remembers a warm wetness on his inner thighs, tracing circles and shapes in its path. He remembers being held but also being moved, and a hard smooth surface on his back, and a pressure that envelopes more than just the outside of his body, but somehow the inside too.
Oh, and Alhaitham.
He remembers Alhaitham.
Kaveh has a dream. Alhaitham wants to hear about it.
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21 Jul 2025
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It takes Alhaitham eighteen years to find Kaveh again.
It takes nearly another twelve to hold him once more.
Or, Alhaitham is reincarnated as a Knight in Kaveh's kingdom. Alhaitham remembers. Kaveh doesn't. Things go about as well as you could expect.
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21 Jul 2025
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tie my insides up, cat's cradle by sunflowerbebe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“Just take a bath and you’ll be fine.”
Alhaitham’s ears flattened against his head. “No.”
Kaveh watched another cloud of sand fly up from Alhaitham’s swishing tail. “Lazy kitty,” he muttered.
As soon as he said it, something in Kaveh’s head clicked. Didn’t most cats hate water? Alhaitham was technically just a big cat—
“I’m not lazy. I don’t want to get my tail wet,” Alhaitham snapped. “And I’m not getting my ears wet.”Kaveh offers to help Alhaitham wash his tail. It makes things complicated.
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20 Jul 2025
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“I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”
“No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”
In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.
It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)
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20 Jul 2025
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EXPERIENCED DOM HELPS CURIOUS SUB EXPLORE KINK GALORE!!! 18+!!! [CLICK HERE FOR HOT VIDS] by Daisy__dupes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Jun 2024
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“Ah, because you’ve had so many kinky escapades,” Kaveh laughs, drawing a snicker from Cyno next to him.
What he doesn’t expect, is for Alhaitham to play along.
“Exactly, I would know,”
The three pause for a moment, before they explode in laughter.
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18 Jul 2025
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can i be your internet crush? by starsneverlanding
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jun 2025
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“Smash or pass KavehKreates?”
The Scribe leans back against his chair and takes a long, dramatic sip of his coffee. “Is that the streamer who answered with smash when asked the same about me?” In the corner of the clip, the chat goes wild with an assortment of yeses. “I see.”
Then, “He is very pretty so, I suppose the answer to that question is smash.”
//or, kaveh and alhaitham are both online content creators. gay shenanigans ensue
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22 Jun 2025
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Icing the Cherry by minhyukwithagun (deadlylampshades)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2020
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Shang Qinghua had willed every ounce of courage in his tragically short body and placed his quivering hands on top of Mobei Jun’s fur-lined gloves. He’d given up on fluttering his eyelashes after the last time and just tried to smile as broad as he could, lowering his voice to a sultry whisper: “My King, if there’s any way I can serve you, I will. And I mean mind and body, I’ll do anything you ask of me, anything.”
“That’s nice,” Mobei Jun had said, a bemused expression crossing his face, “You can mop the floor in here.”
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01 Jun 2025
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common fellows by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2024
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Someone is writing lurid tales about Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun. Shang Qinghua races to find out who the author is so that he can suffocate them before Mobei Jun comes across one of the perverse books or worse— reads one.
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28 May 2025
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Love You To Pieces by Beelzebumons
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2019
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Shang Qinghua enjoys the sweeter times. But he'd be lying if he said he wouldn't die for those times where the two slip into this fantasy where he's completely at his king's mercy, on his knees, begging for more as Mobei-jun uses him until satisfaction.
"Stop acting so ridiculously," he utters through his fangs, "Instead, clearly tell me if you want it. And be honest."
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16 Apr 2025