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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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09 Nov 2025
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Vi despises mornings—unless they’re like this. Caitlyn gasping against her neck, knee hitched up over her hips as she half-lays atop her, hand fisted in Vi’s loose top, grinding against the soft packer she sleeps in. Vi traces the line of her spine through her own sleep shirt, hiking Caitlyn’s knee higher for a better angle, a dream in stunning, sun-washed warm tones, canvas their sheets. She doesn’t know how long they’ve been doing this, time slipping from them both within the gilded frame of the curtains of their bed, only knows Caitlyn wants more.
They both do.
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i think with all your thoughts by skvadern
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Sep 2024
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"You never talk about it," Alice says into the silence he's not closed up, and she could mean any number of things, any number of old fights, but then she says, "Your scar," and the floorboards start to swim before his eyes.
Louis haunts Daniel's narrative.
Bookmarked by looklikeme
02 Nov 2024
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The newspaper cutting on the wall reads a loud headline:
"Stanford Filbrick Pines, author and scholar, reported missing in Oregon."
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30 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!
(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)
Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

