17 Works by lumensd

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    What are the odds Akira's best friend who's also his drug dealer who's also his hopeless crush might actually reciprocate his perhaps ill-advised feelings? Not great, he's convinced himself. Stunningly bad, in fact.

    So—since this theory is obviously infallible—what's the harm in testing it? Any good mathematician would, and any actuary worth their salt would have no excuse not to, if only to calculate the risks at play. Nothing's going to happen, surely.

    Surely.

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    On one of his many attempts to escape from the Underworld, the scornful son of the god of the dead comes across the normally-languid personification of natural Death, betrayed by the lack of a proper farewell from the prince.

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    "Do you know what's about to happen, Joker?" he asks, voice even.

    "You're going to hit me for your own sick pleasure."

    "Our sick pleasure, first of all." He rolls his eyes. "No, I'm going to hit you until you cum from it."

    (Ren can't get off unless he's actively being hurt. Goro can't actively hurt him unless it's all business. It's never all business.)

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    "That sounds," Sumire makes a noise eerily close to wicked pleasure, "absolutely fucking delightful."

    That sounds like I'm going to be immobile for the next three days, thinks Akira with a sickening little lurch in his gut.

    (Akira’s desire to be devoured doesn’t discriminate between the herding dog and the wolf.)

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    "This is the third evening in a row you've come all the way out here simply to accost my presence for an asinine hangout, when we both know you and I have more important things to do than waste time better spent on preparations tarrying like fools." He says the word tarrying like it's metal in his mouth. Akira cringes. "What's your real game here?"

    "Uh," says Akira, eloquently. He clears his throat, "Well, you—um, you're a liar?"

    (Akechi lies. Akira retaliates.)

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    A series of poems regarding the peculiar relationship between a pair of rivals.

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    An extensive step-by-step guide on how to be a successful vampire hunter without letting those pesky hormones get in the way.

    (Spoiler: They get in the way irreparably.)

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    The night Akechi Goro tells the leader of the Phantom Thieves how much he hates him, he gets a phone call.

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    The original Japanese name of the sixth area of Mementos, the Path of Adyeshach, translates to: the Sense-robbing Path.

    Akira develops a thing for going there alone, whenever he feels like throwing all sense, all logic, all practicality, to the wind.

    Someone’s been following him.

    Written for Day 6 of Bottom Joker Week 2025: Status Ailments

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    Three dreams, three games, four times Akira got what he wanted.

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    The story of a hollowed-out thing who gave up everything for the sake of nothing, visited by a revenant who lost something for the sake of nothing.

    (A missed deadline ending AU.)

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    Akechi dangles the cigarette between his lips, fishing in the front pockets of his dress pants for a light. Akira skillfully pretends he hasn’t been borderline nauseatingly fixated on the way his hands move for the past thirty seconds, instead corralling his face into the best aloof expression he can manage. “You’re such a cunt.”

    Akechi peers up at him, clicks his tongue. “Keep digging, Kurusu, I’m sure one day you’ll figure out something new about me.”

    (A spy and an assassin walk into a bar.)

    Written for Day 4 of Shuake Week 2022: Rivals with Benefits

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    “Stop me," is all he can say, through grit teeth, his hands fisted in Akira’s shirt.

    “Why?” Akira just asks, and his voice is so, so honest.

    Goro swallows hard, feels it bob in the pit of his throat. “I could ruin you otherwise.”

    Akira just gives him a lopsided smile; Goro thinks it’s awfully unfair that he’s still this adorable, even with blood on his face. Akira jerks his head sideways and his glasses clatter uselessly to the floor. Somehow, he seems more see-through now than ever.

    Akira covers Goro’s hands with his own, leaning in close. “Nothing is stopping you,” he whispers, breath hot against Goro’s ear, perfect lips just grazing the shell, “Take what’s yours.”

    (Morgana convinces Akechi to spend one last night at Leblanc. In his defense, he likely didn’t expect Akechi to spend it by living out a long-running fantasy he’s had of punching Akira in the face.)

    (Which might have actually been a little too effective.)

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    You’re sitting on the floor of your hotel room with a beautiful boy. He’s just murdered his father, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you.

    A story of two boys who won.

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    He leans against one of the lockers and asks, as casually as he can, “So, what did you want to talk about?”

    Akechi inhales, and then his voice doesn’t waver at all when he says, “Well, you see, lately I’ve been thinking about what it would feel like to punch you in the face.”

    Akira chokes on his spit. "Um?"

    (Akechi calls Akira in the middle of school. What happens next may shock absolutely no one.)

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    In which Akira texts a dead man's number.

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    What’s the best way to handle two playful bickering wardens in your mind? By joining in on the banter, of course.

    Sumire is just trying to fuse her Personas in peace. Please. For the love of god. She has no idea what’s going on.

    (An AU in which Sumire is FeMC, and Akira and Akechi are her Velvet Room attendants.)

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