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    “I - the -,” Taehyung starts, but the words are gasps at first. He closes his eyes, tears escaping and clinging to his cheeks. “Jimin,” he says eventually, the name like an anchor somewhere deep within that’s now outside, still pulling on his ribs, his lungs, his heart.
    The room starts raining.

     

    (Or: There is a man screaming in Jeongguk's dreams, and the sad sea witch says he's dead.)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Facebook Marketplace

    DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)

    $74

    Condition: Used (fair)

    Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
    must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
    *may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible for

    Seller: Wei Wuxian

    Facebook Messenger

    Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?

    Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!

    Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.

    Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?

    OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji

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    02 Mar 2026

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    When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind.

    When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again?

    When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That.

    (In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)

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    20 Feb 2022

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    Listen. I hadn't thought of this pairing for a second a week ago and now it's all I can think about. The dynamic is magnificent. And this is a wonderful story full of plot and a lot of great sex. I want ten more just like it!

    Latest read in Feb 2026. I want this fic imprinted on my eyelids but since that's not possible (yet) I have to settle for a yearly re-read.

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    TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS

    HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.

    JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.

    WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!

    OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.

    WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?

    JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]

    OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court

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    01 Mar 2026

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    JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?

    WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.

    JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?

    LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.

    JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.

    OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)

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    25 Feb 2026