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    This Profession is Not Scar-Safe by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    31 May 2025

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    “Oh no, I am so sorry!”

    “No, it’s–” Grian fussed with his jumper and forced his wings to lay flat again. “You’re fine, I should have watched where I was going.” He looked up and felt immediately more flustered.

    “Here, let me help you get cleaned up. It’s the least I can do after ruining your poor sweater.” The man smiled apologetically, the skin crinkling around his bright green eyes, and Grian felt his heart skip a beat.

    Shit, he’s hot.

    ————

    Or,
    Silly goofy superhero AU with HotGuy and CuteGuy. Brainrot for characters that hardly even exist has got me in a chokehold.

    ||INCOMPLETE, PLOT RESOLVED||

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Be the Death of Me by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    17 Dec 2024

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    The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.

    As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.

    “Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”

    - or -

    After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    SUPERCRITICAL by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    17 Mar 2024

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    Performance Issues, HotGuy?
    By Grian

     

    In recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
    Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The Hermit Coffee Co. by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series  

    14 Sep 2025

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    Grian and Mumbo
    10 Nov 23
    7:32am

    Grian: guess who got the fucking job then
    Mumbo: was it you
    Grian: of course it was me
    Mumbo: nice

    OR

    When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.

    Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?

    OR

    A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.

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    Author Update Nov 25: currently on posting hiatus until Feb 26, due to the author's need to reread and stick the landing.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Stupid Shortgrass [Wrong Number AU] by for artemis_11, TheOtherAsh, Starlight_Blossom, JinglesTheVoidEater

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    09 May 2025

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    The suggested contact list with the same digits gets shorter and shorter, and by now Bdubs would expect it to be gone entirely, but there is still one left.

    When he is halfway done he gives that suggested contact a read.

    ‘mossy rando’

    …

    It’s his phone number.

    …

    This is Beans. Joel is Beans.

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    Joel's roommate just got a new number. When Joel gets into a bit of a pickle he accidentally mistypes and texts someone else instead...

    This work is a mix of texting and prose with some mentioned background Jimmy/Etho (but nothing major)

    HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE A SEQUEL IN THE WORKS

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