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Secrets Better Left Buried by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Aug 2025
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Jake had the heavy weight of leading the resistance in a war he really had no business fighting in the first place thrust upon him at 13. The heavy weight of that responsibility, of the choices he made, led to him becoming someone entirely different. Shawn Spencer. Psychic Detective. Unserious, irresponsible, and fancy free. But he can't escape his past. Can't run forever from the person he used to be.
Not when Marco is kidnapped, and the kidnapper wants Jake.
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Haunted by the Narrative by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Jul 2025
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Spencer Reid being terrible with computers doesn’t make sense, if you take a second to think about it. There’s a reason. It’s convoluted, but Spencer Reid was mostly a bird growing up. And before that, a neglected kid tossed from extended family member to family member. He wasn’t allowed to use computers until he was an adult, and at that point it was just strange. He used to be called Tobias.
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sometimes, your boyfriend is an international spy by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
10 Jan 2025
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Colin used to be called Alex. He’s still a spy. Somehow, and Isaac is still not entirely clear on this one, this leads to them being kidnapped together.
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Breathing Is Easiest With You by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
17 Jul 2023
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Colin Hughes, professional footballer. In love with his best friend, Isaac. He can never act on it though, because he’s also Alex Rider. Former teenager, still a spy.
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Will wasn’t taken by the Demogorgon. He was taken by a man. A man he should have been able to trust.
Mike never gave up hope, even when the rest of the world grieved and moved on, he continued to search for Will.
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After a mix up with bookings, Garcia and Morgan have to be roomies. Suddenly, all the pet names and flirting seem a little too real.
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01 Oct 2025
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In which Harry is a tad messed up after the war, but Snape gives him a run for his money. Or: an epic tale of PTSD, recovery and gay porn! (For detailed warnings, please see author's notes.)
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Bookmarked by megaplatypus
27 Sep 2025
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A War Survived. A Life Spent. A Second Beginning.
At one hundred and forty years old, Harry Potter dies quietly, the world long at peace, his name carved into the bones of history. But death is not the end.
He wakes as a boy again—eleven years old, scar fresh, heart aged, and a century of battle-forged memory coiled inside him like a sleeping dragon. He has known love and grief, war and peace, triumph and the unbearable quiet that follows. He has lost everyone. And now, he is forced to begin again.
But Harry is not the child he once was.
Behind his too-old eyes lies the full weight of a life already lived. This time, he is not waiting for fate. This time, he has plans. Horcruxes to hunt. A godfather to save. A war to prevent before it begins. He has allies to gather, secrets to unearth, and a future to rewrite with blood, wit, and quiet fury.
Yet the past does not forget easily. And the more Harry changes the world, the more it changes him.
In shadows, whispers stir—of a boy too clever, too calm, too dangerous.
Of a second life unraveling.
Some lives end.
Others echo.
But the greatest stories begin again.Series
- Part 1 of Snarry
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Bookmarked by megaplatypus
25 Sep 2025
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Harry and Hermione are both in love with a Weasley. Like canon, but gayer.
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23 Sep 2025
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Crowley sneered. "Since you boys are so desperate for a favour, please—name something I could possibly want badly enough to help you."
Sam watched as Crowley's eyes, which had been fixed on his, slid downwards, and—Sam didn't think about that often. It was just one more unpleasant thing about Crowley to add to the pile, and Sam didn't know what it said about him that he'd never thought to use it to his advantage. Maybe it said something good, to other people, but Sam mostly felt stupid.
He said, "Me. I'm something you want."
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22 Sep 2025