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  1. Rec *

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    Megatron and Starscream are terrible roommates and worse people, and if it weren't for the amazing sex, Ratchet would... he'd...

    He'd probably still put up with them anyway. But if anyone can domesticate two of the most dangerous Decepticons on the planet, it's Ratchet.

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    26 Jun 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    “It’s just a little bit of fun,” Rung said, tumbling the plugin between his fingers. “I rarely do it as a part of my legitimate practice.”

    In the hopes of helping them finally get past second base, Rung suggest hypnotism to Megatron on an evening alone together. Surely it's worth a try, even if Megatron isn't particularly impressed with the idea.

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    05 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    Blurr gets some time off work to indulge Shockwave in one of his more extreme desires.

    Note: Despite those tags, this is 100% consensual~

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    23 Aug 2021

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    Starscream has a fantasy. About conjunxing Lord High Protector Megatron in the middle of the Senate, in front of Primus, his trinemates, and everyone who's ever slighted him.

    There's only one problem: Megatron's already bonded to Optimus Prime.

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    09 Aug 2021

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    As the war stretched on for interminable vorn, Prowl found himself faced time and again with the mounting stress of his position. Many of those times he was forced to face alone, the gear grinding stress sending him to Ratchet for system overhauls and forced defrags. But every so often he'd be fortunate enough to have Jazz on hand, and when he did, well, it didn't take much.

    Pressing Jazz up against the wall, cramming him into corners, pinning him facedown over Prowl's desk. It didn't matter as long he could keep Jazz still.

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    23 Jul 2021

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