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Safety Net by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Sometimes, when you've wanted something you can't have for a couple million years, having it in reach makes things harder. Sometimes you've been fighting the urge for so long you can't remember how not to to fight it. Sometimes it takes a little help from someone who has more practice giving you what you need.
(It's like if your best friend and your crush's best friend set you up on a date because you were too awkward to do it yourself, and then had to come provide moral support on the date. Except with BDSM.
I have provided a chart of the relationships, in case the situation sounds confusing or you want to see a really good chart. It contains a certain amount of spoilers for chapter three, but only in terms of detailing the relationship dynamics for the remainder of the fic.)
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- Part 1 of Safety Net Universe
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peace is a dead rat by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
25 May 2025
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The war is over, the treaties are signed, the Galactic Council is pacified. Megatron sits on a balcony and broods. Optimus is completely fine actually, his new job is great, and anyway, it's Megatron who needs help. Soundwave refuses to help. Starscream and Bumblebee are co-consuls. Rumble and Frenzy are in prison. Ultra Magnus is doing his best. Above them all in Cybertron's slowly healing atmosphere, clouds form and break.
A story about fighting for peace, about giving up everything you have for love, and then having to live with it. About being a soldier when there’s no war left to fight.
Peace, in the end, did not involve the total subjugation of the galaxy to Megatron's iron will. He did not tear down the galactic council to lay its ruins at Optimus' feet as his act of profferance. He did not end all war or rid the world of falsehood. He did not establish a tyranny so complete that no one remained to call it tyranny.
Peace, in the end, did not involve him much at all.
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- Part 6 of the land of the living
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Positive Reinforcement by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 May 2025
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Starscream can't stop himself sucking Megatron's spike, no matter how much he
hatesloveshates the things Megatron says while he does so. Megatron can't stop himself fragging Starscream's lights out, no matter how much hehatesloveshates the things Starscream says at the time.
Jealousy? Fury? Humiliation? Violence? The best aphrodisiacs in the galaxy. Not that either of them would admit to it. -
and yet no regret by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
29 Jan 2025
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An ill-conceived murder attempt. A beating. An argument. A snapshot of a moment which might seem like a hundred moments that have gone before it, once memory has its way.
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How It Is With Seekers by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
10 Aug 2024
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Megatron rather enjoys interfacing with Starscream, and he would gladly (albeit only to himself) sing the praises of any part of Starscream's interfacing technique and/or anatomy. With one dubious, spiky exception.
Starscream would tell you that's just how it is with seekers.
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the land of the living by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), this is basically IDW with some Gen One set dressing, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
25 May 2025
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Fics set in the same universe as Lesser Evil. If you're looking for the sequel to Lesser Evil, 'peace is a dead rat' is your girl.
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green knight au by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Oct 2022
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Peacemakers Universe by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
18 Mar 2023
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Fics set in the same universe as "Law of the Peacemakers." Mostly sex with a side of feelings and bad communication. Insofar as this series could be said to have a plot, the main plotline is:
Law of the Peacemakers
Energon
Indomitable Will
Repayment in Kind
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Safety Net Universe by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Corvo/Daud AU where they both swear off killing once their hands are already soaked in blood, and that's kinda unfortunate because they have all these feelings they need to deal with. I wonder what way they'll find of expressing them?
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Packing Nonstandard Equipment by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
13 Aug 2018
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Caution: handle with care. The unexpected and unlooked-for (but not, in the end, unwelcome) complexities of banging Clark Kent.
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24 Sep 2025
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Unconsciously, his frame follows suit, sinking down and tilting his hips up to keep ample access to his interfacing components. In his mind, he watches Optimus as the convoy rubs his own large servo over his closed spike housing, holding Jazz’s chin to keep his mouth open.
“Tell me you want it, Jazz.” The visored mech whines at the imagined sentence his processor provides. He can almost feel the deep rumble of his leader’s voice vibrating through his struts in that way it always does, when the two work alone in the Prime’s office late into the dark Earth mornings.
“Frag,” he pants, rolling his hips into the motions of both servos, optics fluttering. “Frag, Prime, Optimus, I want it…”
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- Part 6 of Quartz's Transformers Works
Bookmarked by metaphor_enjoyer
30 Jun 2025
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An intimate beheading by Ilmarinen_tells_stories
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
03 Mar 2025
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Megatron captures Optimus Prime, but he decides that immobilising him isn't enough...
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08 Jun 2025
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“We’re going to be together a long time,” Karl said, “and I’d hoped we could be friends.”
“We can be friends,” Ian rasped. A metal arm unfolded from the wall, holding a hypodermic needle. “No,” he said. “I’ll cooperate with you. You don’t have to—Karl, what is that? Wait—“
“I know you’ll cooperate with me,” Karl said. “I’m very confident of that, Ian.”
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Dr. Ian Schevchenko is supposed to be in cryosleep for another 45 years.
But he's awake now. Because Karl, the ship's AI, was bored and lonely...and he needed a playmate.
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Bookmarked by metaphor_enjoyer
07 Apr 2025
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Drift has gotten sick of Ratchet working himself to the bone, so he's gone to First Aid and demanded that he take over the medbay for a weekend. That, Ratchet begrudgingly accepted. He didn't expect to spend the entire weekend cuffed to a berth, forced to overload again and again as he waits for Drift to be done with his shift...
Bookmarked by metaphor_enjoyer
10 Mar 2025