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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    “It’s just a little bit of fun,” Rung said, tumbling the plugin between his fingers. “I rarely do it as a part of my legitimate practice.”

    In the hopes of helping them finally get past second base, Rung suggest hypnotism to Megatron on an evening alone together. Surely it's worth a try, even if Megatron isn't particularly impressed with the idea.

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    05 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    Blurr gets some time off work to indulge Shockwave in one of his more extreme desires.

    Note: Despite those tags, this is 100% consensual~

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    23 Aug 2021

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    Starscream has a fantasy. About conjunxing Lord High Protector Megatron in the middle of the Senate, in front of Primus, his trinemates, and everyone who's ever slighted him.

    There's only one problem: Megatron's already bonded to Optimus Prime.

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    09 Aug 2021

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    As the war stretched on for interminable vorn, Prowl found himself faced time and again with the mounting stress of his position. Many of those times he was forced to face alone, the gear grinding stress sending him to Ratchet for system overhauls and forced defrags. But every so often he'd be fortunate enough to have Jazz on hand, and when he did, well, it didn't take much.

    Pressing Jazz up against the wall, cramming him into corners, pinning him facedown over Prowl's desk. It didn't matter as long he could keep Jazz still.

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    23 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    Shockwave finds himself with a problem. The Predacons are eager to assist.

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    24 Jul 2021

  6. Public Bookmark 90

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    Rodimus gets a report of strange noises near the quantum engines and goes to check it out.

    hmm... that almost makes it sound like there's a plot. There isn't. This is unrepentant porn. If you're here for unrepentant porn, you're in the right place.

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    16 Jul 2021

  7. Public Bookmark 51

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    Ratchet welcomes Optimus back to base after a few days away.

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    06 Jul 2021

  8. Rec *

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    Megatron and Starscream are terrible roommates and worse people, and if it weren't for the amazing sex, Ratchet would... he'd...

    He'd probably still put up with them anyway. But if anyone can domesticate two of the most dangerous Decepticons on the planet, it's Ratchet.

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    26 Jun 2021

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  9. Public Bookmark 11

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    Ancient kinkmeme fill for the following prompt: 

    In TFA Starscream is more or less immortal. His body can survive without a spark, etc. So I'd love to see Megatron taking full advantage of this with some really, really, REALLY extreme SM that culminates in him killing Starscream and getting off on it. If this borders into necrophilia, that's okay too! The twist is that it has to be consensual. Dying is a rush for Starscream and he gets off on the power of his own immortality. I'd love to see him come in his final moments before death and then return to life some time later, all smug and satisfied. 

    Is it snuff if he comes back to life? *smirk*

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    25 Jun 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 33

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    Aftercare fic requested by one of my followers. Is "gore fluff" a thing? Because I think I just made it a thing. Megatron tending to Starscream after some particularly intense, violent beatings/sex/whatever the hell it is these two do with one another.

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    25 Jun 2021

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    Megatron and Optimus find themselves in an awkward position and learn some extremely personal information about each other.

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    09 Jun 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 61

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    Hot Rod asks to take a closer look at Deadlock's fangs.

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    05 Jun 2021

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    There are many holo recordings of the fights of Megatron, the undefeated Champion of Tarn. There are also a few holos of a different kind.

    Optimus Prime stumbles over one of them.

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    28 May 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 44

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    “You want me to what?” Rodimus sputtered, staring down at Megatron from where he sat straddling his co-captain’s waist on his berth.

    And Primus, he never thought he’d see Megatron, ex-leader of the Decepticons, blush.

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    24 May 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 44

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    Megatron is frustrated; and as usual, it's all the fault of Optimus Prime.

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    14 May 2021

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    “Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.”

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    07 May 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 29

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    "What an unexpected surprise to find you fleeing from battle, Starscream," Megatron growled. [Two mean robots. In space.]

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    04 May 2021

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    Starscream may or may not be satisfied with Megatron's skill in interfacing. Megatron may or may not need some tips. Skywarp is certainly offering.

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    28 Apr 2021

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    “Starscream, has it ever occurred to you that you’re an idiot?” Megatron said.

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    10 Apr 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 74

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    Both Optimus and Megatron have some kinks they didn't dare to voice ever before, but now that the war is long over and their relationship seems stable at last, they decide to help each other by bringing those fantasies to life.

    PWP two-shot, set in some indistinct future of IDW continuity.

    1. Optimus & Watersports
    2. Megatron & Pain Play

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    04 Apr 2021

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