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“Roy.” Jamie gives him a tiny, disdainful nod, then turns to one of the producers and says, much too loudly, “D'you think he can keep up this time?”
Roy’s fingers itch with the urge to put the prick in his place. “I’ll fucking show you if you want, you noxious little shithead,” he starts, pushing his sleeves up to his elbows and ready to swing a fist if necessary.
“Boys! Boys, please.” The producer darts between them, her hands held up to ward them both off. “You’re going to need to cool it if we’re going to make this movie a success.”
Roy lowers his fists but doesn’t let his glare drop. Jamie shots him a filthy look and pushes his stupid fucking hair out of his face.
“Let’s save the tension for the fucking, yeah?” the producer says, forcibly upbeat.
That's what you get when you're a once great but now aging porn actor and your costar is Jamie fucking Tartt, god's gift to wankers everywhere.
a royjamie porn star au
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21 Sep 2023
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They fucked drunk, Roy on half a case of 8% and Jamie on his disgusting flavoured spritzers. Roy couldn’t even remember how it happened, afterwards. Not at first. He remembered snippets, like Jamie taking off his shirt, and unzipping Roy’s trousers with his teeth. He remembered laughing a lot. He remembered being almost dizzy after he’d come, and his vision swirling back into focus to see Jamie raised up on his knees straddling Roy’s hips, stripping his cock fiercely with one hand while he gripped Roy’s wrist so hard he could feel the fucking bones grinding together, and Jamie’s hungry gaze on him the whole time. The way Jamie’s eyelids fluttered, and the pinkness of his open mouth that had just had Roy’s fucking cock in it.
He remembered kissing Jamie, when it was all over. The strange lurch in his belly as he realised they hadn’t done it before, not properly. The way Jamie still tasted of raspberry and vanilla, and kissed like he wanted to devour Roy whole.
They didn’t talk afterwards for a month.
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12 Sep 2023
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1 - 20 of 586 Works in Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
Roy and Jamie separately learn about the existence of footballer RPF and proceed to be completely, utterly, 100% normal about it.
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11 Sep 2023
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It's not like he wants Roy Kent saying nice things about him to be the only thing that gets him off, but he's got to work with what he's got.
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11 Sep 2023
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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08 Sep 2023
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i watched the world without knowing what to look for by buckstiel
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
23 Jun 2023
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It's snowing in Newcastle, and Jamie's Man City ankle injury already hurts before he hits the pitch.
Or: all things must come to an end, eventually.
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07 Sep 2023
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“Everything’s fucked,” Roy says, so quietly Jamie has to strain to hear him, even in the empty room. “HQ’s compromised, I can’t trust anyone there, not even fucking Ted, and I can’t go home, obviously, so…”
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06 Sep 2023
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Blind by FloraOne
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
30 Sep 2020
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Sailor Moon loved Tuxedo Mask, and Tuxedo Mask loved Sailor Moon, and nothing in the whole world terrified Tsukino Usagi more. Written for Smutember2020
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08 Aug 2023
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Expense by theproblematique
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
28 Jan 2022
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Peter blinks for several silent, panting seconds, then finally closes his mouth. He seems upset.
“You don’t want to have sex with me?”
“I don’t pay for sex. And no offense, but you’re like twelve.”
“I’m eighteen.”
“Whatever.”
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31 Jul 2023
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When Roman makes an off-hand joke about Tom being in love with Greg over dinner, the fallout changes everything. (Canon Compliant up until 3x07)
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29 Jul 2023
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So, Roy and Keeley are back together.
Great, yeah. Jamie always knew this was going to happen. It's fine.
It's good, really, for both of them.
So why can't he stop thinking about it?
***“Have you ever considered,” Isaac says slowly, “that it...might not be Roy you’re jealous of?”
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03 Jul 2023
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“You’re Roy Fucking Kent,” Jamie says at last, waving a helpless hand at Roy’s… everything. Big muscled chest, scratchy-looking beard, chocolatey brown eyes. Like a leading man in the romcoms his mum loves, all tall-dark-and-handsome or whatever.
But he ain’t in a fucking romcom, is he. He’s in Amsterdam, sat across a bistro table from his childhood hero and spilling his heart on their takeaway.
“I mean. How could I not fancy ya?”
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18 May 2023
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Sequel to "This is How You Change Your Mind." Jamie's POV. The morning after they return from Amsterdam.
Roy slept, or maybe pretended to sleep, all the way back from Amsterdam, and when they reached Richmond he snagged his bag and trudged off to his car without a word. Jamie tried to follow, but Sam grabbed him, told him they were all going to Ola’s for a late dinner, and Jamie was so fucking hungry he couldn’t turn down the invitation. Unfortunately, he couldn’t really enjoy it either because his mind was squarely on Roy. On Amsterdam. On what happened with Roy in Amsterdam. And that he wanted to talk to Roy about what happened with Roy in Amsterdam, but Roy completely avoided the conversation.
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- Part 2 of New Pathways
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25 Apr 2023
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No curfew tonight. That meant he’d have an excuse to be up at four. That meant he could take Jamie out for training, and at least that would be normal. That would be something to look forward to. That would be something.
“Tonight’s going to be magical.” Jamie’s voice cut through the din as he began to make plans for his big night out and oh, there was something else slashing through him. Something new and red; it made his temple throb. He was shouting before he knew it, stopping Jamie cold in his tracks. No fucking planning. No fucking lads. No fucking holiday. No fucking fun. No fucking way. Not while Roy felt like his fucking head was going to fucking explode.Series
- Part 1 of New Pathways
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25 Apr 2023
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Jamie flopped into the wet grass beside Roy. “Oh, nice,” he said brightly. “Can see a lot of stars all the way out here. See?” His hand brushed Roy’s side as he raised a finger to point. “There’s Perseus.”
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25 Apr 2023
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This is a set a few months after the events of 'The Ghosts of Blackthorn Hall.' Dean has difficulty adjusting to his new life with Castiel, and London is perhaps not as much fun as he thought it might be. But then again he's always been good at making his own fun.
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23 Apr 2023
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Taking a night off is not part of the plan, but the serious ramifications of the burn and the possibility of collapse force Michael Scofield into some down time.
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16 Apr 2023
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Five Times Fernando Sucre Pretended to Have Sex With Michael Scofield by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Prison Break
24 Jul 2009
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"Just hang a sheet, Sucre. I'll be back in twenty minutes."
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15 Apr 2023
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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03 Apr 2023