microbialdoormat

a drawing of a white person with a brown and blue mullet haircut, thick eyebrows, circular glasses, over-ear hearing aids, and lots of jewelry. their clothing color scheme is red and black. the drawing is from the picrew made by @baby_carrot_art



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    Jayce says, “I’ve given massages before. It could help."

    Viktor’s eyes fly open on the pillow. “What? To who?"

    “Girls.”

    Viktor’s cheeks darken.

    "And family."

    Oh, Jayce really fucked it up now.

    Viktor disappears from the lab because of a chronic pain flare. Jayce offers to help.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    “Uh huh, I’d jerk off to you owning plebeians any day.” He shouldn’t so willingly move into this train of thought, but it’s too tempting, and his big mouth is always getting him in trouble, even without the warm attention of a congressman to act as catalyst.

    “Why don’t you show me?”

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    09 Aug 2025

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    The cigarettes were supposed to be Butcher's final indulgence, but he’ll take Hughie, too.

    “Was that it?” Hughie asks, managing to sound mildly annoyed.

    But he’s surreptitiously set his laptop aside, one hand drumming fingers on his knee, and he’s eyeing Butcher’s idly burning cigarette like he’s got a vendetta against it.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    “Greg, you’re being too fucking polite for your own good,” Tom says, throwing back the last of his wine. “Say something mean right now.”

    “Like what?”

    “Don’t get distracted, finish your thought. Try saying what you’re really thinking.”

    “I don’t—“

    “Fine, I’ll do it for you. ‘Oh, I’m Greg, uh, I hate capitalism but actively participate in it, oh, God, Logan Roy is my real dad. Oh, God. Kiss me, Tom.’”

    “Okay—“

    “‘Oh God, Tom, take me home.’ Okay, seriously, I’m getting the bill.”

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    27 Sep 2024

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    “Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”

    Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”

    House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”

    [In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]

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    03 Jul 2024