19 Bookmarks by mitte
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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- 20/?
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- 844
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05 Jul 2019
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07 Sep 2018
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space men from planet omega (the colorblind remix) by suitablyskippy for Azzandra
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Mar 2013
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you cant, and your breathing steadies, you cant do that to me
im your mom little gill
i can do whatever the shell i want with youA fish alien from outer space and the kids who hate her; a fish alien from outer space and the kids she wishes she hated more.
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- English
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- 2,997
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
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- 15
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- 230
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- 44
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- 2,549
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15 Aug 2018
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Dear Ms. Lalonde, my name is Jane and I met your daughter online last month...
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- Part 13 of Alpha Timeline Fluff
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08 Jun 2018
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Scenes from a revolution: In which Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde try to save a dead world.
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- English
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- 6,760
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 14
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- 130
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- 38
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- 1,861
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08 Jun 2018
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John and Karkat find themselves on opposite ends of the universe after the game.
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05 Jun 2018
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You tell her that your Mom used to stroke your hair. She asks if she should stop. You say no.
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- Part 1 of An Ode to Aphrodite
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15 Apr 2018
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09 Jul 2017
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“Holy shit. What did you see?”
You look down at your cup–-still steaming, still too hot–-and say, “I saw you.”
Dave goes totally still. Sun catches his shades in a silver flash. “Me.”
“Or my bro, I guess. I knew what he looked like from pics and videos.”
(Dirk tells Dave a story from his childhood.)
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24 Jun 2017
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The boys Rose knits for never seem to stick around. Luckily, Jade is there to pick up the abandoned sweaters.
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24 Feb 2017
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The Last Hearing Of Gamzee Makara by schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Nov 2011
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It's a question of jurisdiction.
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- English
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- 15,195
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 132
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- 1,688
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- 366
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07 Dec 2016
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“I know I'm no doohickey whiz,” says Jane, steepling her fingertips in her lap. “But if you're such a crack techno-gal—haven't you ever thought about trying to hack the collar?” She doesn't say, I'd help. She's not sure that she would, ashamed as she is to think it. In another month, maybe, or two—but there's something to be said for insurance.
Or: how an ex-revolutionary teenager gets sent to serve as bodyguard to the Crockercorp heiress, and stuff goes with alacrity to crap.
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- English
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- 20,000
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- 1/1
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- 27
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- 279
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- 5,703
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06 Dec 2016
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Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...
"Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”
Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.
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- English
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- 282,379
- Chapters:
- 71/71
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05 May 2016
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When she was little, Toriel wanted to be a ballerina. When she was very little. (Don’t laugh. It’s silly – it seems so silly now, but – don’t laugh).
There weren’t any ballerinas in the underground – they were a thing in old books that came down from the human world, and they were magic to her. She knew monsters who could breathe fire, monsters whose touch turned things to ice, but those girls in those floofy pink skirts, their delicate ankles, their perfectly bent wrists… They were foreign and lovely. It didn’t matter that the covers of the books were torn and the illustrations smeared from their travels, those girls shone out, perfect and neat and beautiful and so small.
But then she grew up and realised there were no ballerinas who looked like her, and that she had two left feet besides.
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30 Mar 2016
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29 Mar 2016
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They Say The Fire Goes Out On A Star Long Before We Know by inverts
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
13 Feb 2016
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... of the light that shines down on us below.
Humans live trapped underground. For generations, they've only been able to dream about the surface where monsters dwell.
Frisk is given a knife and a goal and sent across the barrier. This isn't a field trip to make friends with monsters.
(Title taken from the lyrics of What You Gave Away by the One AM Radio.)
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- Part 1 of Pierce The Heavens
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- English
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- 66,219
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 316
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31 Jan 2016
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Sans is a college dropout who works two jobs to pay for his brother's education, struggling with chronic depression. When he meets a friend on omegle telling knock knock jokes, they become the much needed light in each other's lives.
"Every funny story has its ups and downs - whether you're cracking puns or cracking bones." ~tumblr user meatwithpotatoes
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- English
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- 301,591
- Chapters:
- 38/38
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- 1,939
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- 4,262
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- 598
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- 100,227
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28 Jan 2016
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Flowey gets bored and decides to change up one of his runs. Papyrus presents an interesting project, for the moment.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,795
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 12
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- 4,588
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28 Jan 2016