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    “The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness.”
    ― Nikos Kazantzakis

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    What if... we said 'hahano' to the premise that Wakanda's usual science-violence is not enough to deal with Talokan and its god king?

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    A Shuri series for Wakanda Forever. I know it'd be a terrible movie if it had ended 'and they all lived in therapy ever after', but I just want to fix everything for herrrrrr.

    Once I have enough princess therapy, then we can get to the naughty aquatic stuff.

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    "You're all I have too, you know."
    - Iron Man (2008)

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    AU Steve x Darcy one-shots flavored with fanfiction trope.
    Because I love when people are complicated but being together isn't.

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    27 May 2025

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    “And if that doesn’t describe Viscount Bridgerton—surely this season’s most eligible bachelor—to perfection, This Author shall retire Her quill immediately.” — Lady Whistledown’s Society Papers, 20 April 1814

    In 1814, when a man was in urgent want of a wife, there was the Marriage Mart. Over two hundred years later, there is reality television. Or: the Bachelor AU no one asked for. Now complete.

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    19 Jun 2024

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    Kate Sharma is a talented, London-based sous chef who spends one week per year working as a private chef on Lake Como.

    Anthony Bridgerton is a highly regimented financier on holiday with his family in Como, and he's hired Kate to cook for them.

    She lives to eat. He eats to live—or at least he used to.

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    17 Jun 2024

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    Bucky Barnes acquires a plot of land in Wakanda, buys some goats, grows peanuts and sweet potatoes, and fosters a wayward rhinoceros. That's it, that's the story.

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    05 Apr 2024

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    15 Jan 2020