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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Sanji’s terrible, no good, very bad first day as the secretary to Roronoa Zoro.

    (Maybe it wasn’t actually that horrible. Too bad Sanji doesn’t remember.)

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    14 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    The Strawhats have to resupply the Sunny after an unfortunate mishap, but the only island around has a very strict requirement: Newlyweds only. It's up to Zoro and Sanji not to mess everything up and get to their destination without alerting the locals or losing their damn minds in the process.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.

    Things spiral from there.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    It starts with one book, then two, then Sanji brings home a whole pile of schlocky romance novels from every bookstore at every port, and Zoro doesn’t know why it’s pissing him off. Maybe it’s the men on the covers of some of them, because why is it necessary, really, for a straight man to read gay romance?

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    08 Mar 2026

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    About a decade ago now, Sanji had started joking with their friends that while he himself was aging like a fine wine, Zoro was aging like milk, or perhaps a head of cabbage someone had left to wilt in the sun.

    In reality Sanji thought perhaps a nice 27 year brandy was a more apt comparison; just as intoxicating and desirable, but dark and robust, complex on the palette and smooth on the finish, and still just as strong as the day it was bottled.

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    20 Feb 2026