monocrastinator
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colubrum in sinu fovere by deepseagirl, monocrastinator
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
25 May 2020
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“Why don’t you entertain me, hm? Bounty hunter.”
[Aesopica 176]
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Plenty of Time by monocrastinator for MilkManTime
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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He hadn’t known what he had expected his sentence to be. But to be sent to slay a dragon? That certainly wasn't it.
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“Listen carefully, petit lapin. I am going to take you-” Aesop’s breath hitches as ice cold fingers brush gently, mockingly, against his cheek - “bound hand to foot, at my mercy, helpless as you struggle in the air. You may try to escape like what happened last time, but I will catch you again. I am going to take you down into the basement, and I will punish you for your insubordination. By the time I am done with you, you will be a quivering mess, shaking at the mere sound of my voice and ghost of my touch. Do you understand?”
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Lancelot jolts awake as the door opens.
"How have you been, Lan-chan?"
Lancelot says nothing.
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Gran doesn't know why he does it.
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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10 Apr 2026
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Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse... by Crazy_Castle_Girl for Car_Horn
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Feb 2026
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Grace promises Stratt that when he remembers he didn’t volunteer, he’ll sabotage the mission, no matter how much work he’s done to save Earth. On the off chance he isn’t bluffing, Stratt decides to put touch up doses into his food every day.
This makes his amnesia way, way worse. How do you navigate life on a spaceship, on a suicide mission you don’t know the reason for, when you forget where you are every night?
Oh, and by the way, there’s an alien upstairs. Don’t worry. He looks like a giant spider, but he’s nice. You call him Rocky.
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31 Mar 2026
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Grace held out for as long as he could. An epilogue of sorts.
PLEASE read the tags. This is a note Grace wrote for Rocky before committing suicide. If that is not something you want to read, please don't!
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31 Mar 2026
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Second Contact by ampblamp
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Mar 2026
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The whole incompatible atmosphere thing has been an issue from first contact onwards, obviously, and eridians have been generous with working to provide me things higher on my hierarchy of needs than strictly necessary. So I don't know why I was surprised to hear that there's been a breakthrough for the protective suits eridians wear when inside my biosphere.
AKA my mini-fic in which ryland freaks out a little when faced with what he's wanted for years
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31 Mar 2026
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Stolen Sympathy for All My Worst Mistakes by Huntress8611
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Mar 2026
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We're almost at Erid. I have to tell him before we get in range of whatever radio-equivalent they use. He deserves to know, to have the chance to tell everyone before I land. He should know I’m a coward before he convinces his planet to funnel all their resources into keeping me alive.
I've thought it through so many times, in the years since I remembered.
‘Hey Rocky, I need to tell you something.’
‘Hey Rocky, you know how you always call us brave? Well…’
‘Hey Rocky so the actual reason I had amnesia when I met you was because I said no when they asked me to save my planet even though I was the only qualified candidate and they forced me to and I said if they sent me I'd kill everyone by sabotaging the mission so Stratt gave me some insane amnesia drug.’
Not exactly a conversation anyone wants to have ever, let alone with their roommate in a ship with no escape. Not something anyone wants to hear from the person they're relying on to save their people, either.
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