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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Starlight brings out the worst in him.

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    12 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    "So tell me, hero. How would you end me?"

    Certainly, a god amongst mortals had well enough the strength to end this. This was his justification, his excuse.

    Alternatively, Emet-Selch provides further proof that Ascians bring only the worst out of people.

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    31 Oct 2020

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    “Richie is an award winning comedian and voice actor, originally from Derry, Maine. He’s a six-foot-two Pisces, and in case dinner goes very badly- CPR certified,” the auctioneer recites joylessly, while Richie is in stitches at her side. “Richie enjoys long walks on the beach, 1-800 number jingles, and debating the civil rights of robots. You can select any venue in New York for your dinner, but Richie says he especially enjoys Thai food and frozen custard and describes himself as a bottomless pit-”

    Richie taps the auctioneer's shoulder and leans into the mic. “That’s a typo. That should say just ‘bottom’.”

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    While Richie gets roped into a bachelor auction, Eddie struggles with his own worth.

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    12 Feb 2020

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    When Richie sits down beside Eddie at their company's First Aid course, he thinks, oh, he's a little cute. Cute in the way a forty year old man can be, which turns out to be a lot. Probably not that hot, but hot in the kind of way someone is when you've known them for years and years, when you’ve kind of forgotten what they look like because they’re just them, you know?

    Eddie is a forty year old man whose wife is his best friend (which probably wouldn’t be so bad if she weren’t also his only friend), so he’s just excited he’s found someone new to hang out with. But when Myra suggests that maybe Richie doesn’t want to be just friends, he finds himself

    (confused scared happy what the fuck)

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    21 Jan 2020

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    Eddie crossed his arms across his chest. He was intrigued. Sex in every room of their first house together, the first place they’ve officially lived together, not one of theirs first, but always theirs, did seem like a fitting tribute to all their time lost.

    Alas, he accepted Richie’s dare as a win-win for both their dicks, their sanity and honestly, because it sounded fun.

    He had lived 27 years without much fun. Pure joy as a motivator felt rebellious, a hard lick of danger catching him in the abdomen and making his blood run hot. So after two days of nothing but unpacking, bickering and heavy lifting, Eddie’s ready to go with his instincts.

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    28 Nov 2019