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    Kaeya is a petty man. (Jealousy breeds insecurity, and insecurity leads to inevitable self-deprecation).

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Lonely vampire Aventurine meets renowned vampire hunter Ratio, but things don't go as one would expect - because what Aventurine craves the most isn't blood, and what Ratio desires isn't to hunt.

    In fact, it's a lot simpler than that.

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    06 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    On a whim, Aventurine offers to play Ratio's “partner” at a party. However, when the doctor actually accepts the offer, the whole affair quickly takes on unexpected proportions - and forces both men to ask themselves some uncomfortable questions about themselves and how they actually see each other.

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    05 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    “I want you to bring Kaeya back. It’s time.”

    Dainsleif blinks. His heart suddenly feels ten times too big for his chest. He hasn’t felt anything there in a long time.

    Useless, foolish questions fill his mind. Bring him back? From where?

    Kaeya hasn’t lived anywhere in years, except for the rotting tissues of his heart. But Pierro wouldn’t be summoning him to joke. It really isn’t the man’s forte.

    Somehow, Dainsleif manages to ask, through the sound of blood thrumming inside his head:

    “Kaeya’s alive?”

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    17 Feb 2025

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    A man was set before the pavilion, dressed in a thin, white robe, his arms bound behind his back. Glints of gold dotted his body: a thin headdress across his brow, a band of gold over his upper arm, and thick bracelets encircling both his wrists and ankles.

    Zhongli tilted his head at him, then realised.

    His gift wasn’t a mere object, nor was it food.

    His gift was the man himself.

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    Zhongli is gifted a human sacrifice from afar. It'll take some doing to transform his gift into a true and proper wife, but for one so pretty and so enticing...Zhongli is content to work and to wait for the fruits of his labour to ripen. (Childe, the sacrifice, has of course not be consulted in the matter and thus, is significantly less willing to cooperate.)

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    08 Dec 2024