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Kaeya is a petty man. (Jealousy breeds insecurity, and insecurity leads to inevitable self-deprecation).
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30 Jun 2025
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Lonely vampire Aventurine meets renowned vampire hunter Ratio, but things don't go as one would expect - because what Aventurine craves the most isn't blood, and what Ratio desires isn't to hunt.
In fact, it's a lot simpler than that.
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06 Apr 2025
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On a whim, Aventurine offers to play Ratio's “partner” at a party. However, when the doctor actually accepts the offer, the whole affair quickly takes on unexpected proportions - and forces both men to ask themselves some uncomfortable questions about themselves and how they actually see each other.
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05 Apr 2025
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i still fall for you like suns do for skies by ilcappuccino
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Feb 2023
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“I want you to bring Kaeya back. It’s time.”
Dainsleif blinks. His heart suddenly feels ten times too big for his chest. He hasn’t felt anything there in a long time.
Useless, foolish questions fill his mind. Bring him back? From where?
Kaeya hasn’t lived anywhere in years, except for the rotting tissues of his heart. But Pierro wouldn’t be summoning him to joke. It really isn’t the man’s forte.
Somehow, Dainsleif manages to ask, through the sound of blood thrumming inside his head:
“Kaeya’s alive?”
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17 Feb 2025
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17 Feb 2025
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A man was set before the pavilion, dressed in a thin, white robe, his arms bound behind his back. Glints of gold dotted his body: a thin headdress across his brow, a band of gold over his upper arm, and thick bracelets encircling both his wrists and ankles.
Zhongli tilted his head at him, then realised.
His gift wasn’t a mere object, nor was it food.
His gift was the man himself.
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Zhongli is gifted a human sacrifice from afar. It'll take some doing to transform his gift into a true and proper wife, but for one so pretty and so enticing...Zhongli is content to work and to wait for the fruits of his labour to ripen. (Childe, the sacrifice, has of course not be consulted in the matter and thus, is significantly less willing to cooperate.)
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08 Dec 2024
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this endless thirst, oh my love by lovedays
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Oct 2024
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“My species—you know Vidyadhara don’t… reproduce.”
Caelus nods, slowly sliding his hand up along the front of Dan Heng’s body. “I know. But you’re a dragon, so… you have eggs, don’t you?”
Dan Heng’s cheeks flush red almost instantly, the horns on his head starting to glow faintly brighter. “I… well, not usually?”
OR, Caelus awakens a new kink for Dan Heng. (Spoiler alert: it involves eggs.)
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07 Dec 2024
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Not By Duty Are We Bound by Dreaming_of_a_Bright_Sky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2013
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Draco Malfoy has saved Harry's life so many times that it's joked about (and even bet upon) by the Aurors Harry works with. When Harry finds out how and why, it forces him to see a reality that he'd been blinding himself too.
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24 Nov 2024
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A Dare is a Wish (your heart makes). by panicparade
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Aug 2014
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Draco waits as Blaise takes his time, downing Pansy’s shot and leaning back in his chair with his arms crossed behind his head, "I dare you to seduce a man of my choosing."
"A dare, Blaise, really? Are we twelve again?" Draco smirks, ignoring the slight interest he feels in the dare. It has been quite a while since he last faced a challenge.- Language:
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24 Nov 2024
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a study on innovative approaches to mitigation and elimination of some hanahaki bullshit by Dr. Veritas Ratio, Ph.D. by profligate
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Jun 2024
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“Ah,” Aventurine said, rubbing his arm, “so that’s why they had us refresh all our vaccinations before this trip. We’re not in any danger of falling ill, are we? I’d hate to ruin such a nice vacation.”
“It’s unclear,” Ratio said. Aventurine side-eyed him, looking less relaxed now. But if those folktales had any merit to them at all, “more likely, no.”
They were approaching the town now, inclined turquoise shingles peeking out over the edges of the treeline. It seemed like every building here was overgrown with flowers—flowers burst from the vines on white stucco walls, bouquets hung from the bucket-laden stalls at every corner, and almost all the windows were decorated with boxes abundant with blooms.
“It’s beautiful, but,” he grimaced, voicing Ratio’s thoughts aloud, “a little morbid, isn’t it?”
To a scientist, mythology and fairy tales are simply veneers that warp and obscure the truth. And to a doctor, diseases are problems that can be solved with logic rather than love.
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18 Nov 2024
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“These thigh belts are positively sinful. Are you trying to seduce us all, Mister Sunday?"
Aventurine is fascinated by Sunday's new thigh belts. Also he likes playing games.
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Happy Sunday drip marketing day. This is to those terribly hot thigh belts from his new official outfit.
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16 Oct 2024
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Rite of Initiation by issu (Issushaim) for nucleoplasmic
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 May 2023
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The boy froze only for a second before reaching up with gloved hands to fumble with the small, simple mask that hid the upper part of his face. Ajax had pleasingly full lips, an oddly delicate upturned nose, and then... there were his eyes. Perhaps this was what Pulcinella had seen in him. Dottore wasn’t generally one for feelings or instinct: he was a scholar, a man of science. He’d been alive long enough by now, though, to know that there was much in this world that could not be tested or quantified so easily.
But he knew instantly, as he met those dull blue eyes, that there was something deeply wrong with this boy.
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07 Oct 2024
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A Cause for Celebration? by adamsandlerbodypillow
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Jul 2022
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The last piece of the puzzle abruptly clicked into place, and Childe's eyes went wide.
"My birthday," Childe remarked aloud, awestruck by the realization. His birthday would be coming up in a little over a week. With everything else going on, and so long spent away from home, he hadn’t had a chance to even think of it. "You remembered my birthday."
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07 Oct 2024
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09 Jul 2024
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As he walked among the other — legit — students, he couldn’t help but notice how easy it seemed to pretend to fit in, to be one of these many desperate students losing nights over an exam instead of a high-stake gamble.
“Ah! Scholar King, bless us!” a crying voice caught his attention. The Scholar King.
It took a moment for Aventurine to remember why that epithet sounded familiar, and when it did, he couldn’t help the chuckle escaping his lips.
Blessed Gaiathra, he was sure Ratio hated this tradition.
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or, Aventurine pretends to be a student to attend one of Ratio's classes.Series
- Part 1 of the appeal of domesticity
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01 Jul 2024
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Caelus heals faster than the rest of them, which is something he always gloats about. It’d be more infuriating if he wasn’t constantly testing the limits of that statement.
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4 times Caelus destroys himself for Dan Heng, and the 1 time Dan Heng destroys everything for Caelus
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01 Jul 2024
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“Can you hold this for me?”
Kaoru asked, holding a closed fist out to Rei. The tips of Kaoru’s knuckles were tinted red, his hand wavering slightly in the cold.
“Of course,” Rei replied as he placed his hand under Kaoru’s.
But instead of an object, Kaoru’s hand lowered and entangled itself into Rei’s own. Moving their intertwined fingers into his pocket, Kaoru let out a happy hum.
“Thanks~”
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24 Jun 2024
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Rei and Kaoru seem to have gotten a lot closer lately. It’s not that Koga cares, per say, about what his seniors get up to in their off time, but it’s a little hard not to notice all the time. And once he starts noticing, it’s really hard to stop.
Or: a snippet of Rei and Kaoru's relationship through Koga's perspective. Koga is a little clueless.
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24 Jun 2024
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Rei presses closer. His scent envelops Kaoru: slightly sweet, a note of age, a flash of iron. His fangs hover over Kaoru’s exposed neck, so close that Kaoru can feel the other’s breath, short puffs of hot air on his skin.
Kaoru closes his eyes. Rei bites down.
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24 Jun 2024