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erwin/reader fics that i write solely for catharsis; the series includes slice of life stuff with lots of character study and nsfw themes. every work here can be read as a standalone, feel free to just start with whichever sparks your interest.
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06 Sep 2022
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“Some little birds told me that a certain nurse, still a novice, was so rattled by my mutilation that she persuaded the other nurses to give me a bed and even tended to my wounds.”
You coughed. “What an idiot.”
“Really, you think so? I think it’s rather cute.”
You're a new nurse who may or may not have caught Zeke's attention, and consequently, you may or may not have become his new plaything. Or: Zeke tries his best to come off as a cool cucumber but he's not fooling anyone -- except maybe you, initially.
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Noisy neighbors, nursling dinosaurs, satanic box cutters, shitty convenience store management, the word 'fuck', hereditary (but not really) homosexuality, beer and ramen, pennies, truckstops, strippers, closets, semi-public defacing, rings, house parties, "recreational" drug use, accidental rendezvous, toxic stew (don't eat the stew), nice abs, housewives--batteries not included, over-educational movie sessions, copious domesticity, kittens named after landlords, a shit joke at participating locations, and many, many happy endings.
A modern AU in which Eren moves into the apartment directly above Levi's.Series
- Part 1 of Neighbors Verse
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09 Aug 2022
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“So, I was thinking—” Neville cut off, causing Harry to peer up curiously. Neville’s eyes were narrowed on the flower, small frown marring his features. “Oh, how rude.”
“What’s rude? It’s just a flower. Strange, since Malfoy sent it to me. Do you think he was cursed? I mean, it’s not like him to be nice.”
Neville snorted, mouth twitching rapidly. “No, it’s not,” He agreed readily. “Malfoy sending this makes perfect sense though. The flower means, Beauty is your only attraction."
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Or... the one where Harry and Draco have a flower war. Their tamest fight yet to date as they trade silent insults, cutting barbs and even a few compliments sprinkled in.- Language:
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02 Feb 2022
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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08 Jan 2022