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The Woman Who Writes Like a Man by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
07 Nov 2025
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As a prince and a king, Elhokar Kholin was never enough to satisfy his father. But in a world where he and Jasnah switched places as children, both of them have a chance—a chance to be something better than themselves.
Failing that, they can at least have a laugh, before the world ends.
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- Part 1 of The Long Road to Kharbranth
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Amelia Pond Is Dead by natequarter
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
30 Oct 2025
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The Doctor may have miscalculated.
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Wikihow How to Kiss (With Pictures) by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
30 Oct 2025
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Shallan needs someone to do her estrogen injection, but her options are pretty dire.
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At the age of eleven, people discover their soulmate’s first words to them. But all gifts have a price.
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If In Doubt, Fuck His Mum by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
26 Oct 2025
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Shallan just wants to flirt with the nice woman who helped carry her shopping home that one time. Instead, she gets caught in the messiest series of relationships ever devised.
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Jasnah meets Adolin for the first time, but things are never as they seem.
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Wit: Secret History by natequarter for Silvermoonwater
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea - Brandon Sanderson, The Sunlit Man - Brandon Sanderson
09 Oct 2025
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Hey, you. Yes, you in the audience. Or you in the library, or bookshop, or even HTML webpage, if you happen to be reading a typed up version of this. Not how I’d want it, of course, but some things can’t be helped. Have you ever wondered how much weird sex you could have if you became immortal? No? Well, tough. I’m about to tell you anyway.
Disclaimer: This is a work of non-fiction. Names, people, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the narrator’s deranged lived experiences or are used in a fictitious manner to embarrass and humiliate. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is intentional slander. You should be ashamed of yourself for making me scribe this, Wit.
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And So, Kelsier Decked Him by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson
29 Sep 2025
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Sometimes, God needs a good punch in the face. Other times, you’re God.
This time, it’s both.
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Dalinar had never really considered the civilians who had died to reforge Alethkar, not as people. As statistics, yes: here was the blood on his hands, here were the lives he had ruined.
He hadn’t been prepared for the victims to talk back.
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Feelings are illogical. Jasnah’s life would be a lot easier if it were not so.
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Make That Which Once Was by natequarter
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
25 Sep 2025
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“Would you please leave the world-shattering revelations for when it isn’t one in the morning?”
“No,” said Wit, which was about all that could be expected of him.
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Alethi ways were more than just silly. They were uncomfortable, restrictive, in a very real sense. Evi had spent months struggling to learn to write, not because women’s script was in any sense difficult, but because she simply could not hold a pen still. It was a failure so basic that she had almost felt ashamed—before she had remembered that it was hardly her fault that the Alethi behaved like madmen.
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A foreign land awaits Evi.
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Why Don’t I Get to Rule a Country? by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
20 Sep 2025
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In which Gavilar Kholin marries a Herald, and there are repercussions.
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flesh and blood and tears by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
18 Sep 2025
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Jasnah wonders on her relationship with Wit.
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Survivorism, meet Vorinism. Radiants, meet Threnodites. Raja, meet cute.
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It turns out, transitioning isn’t nearly so difficult as it could be when you’re in love with the guy who tried to stab you to death. Oh, and the world’s ending.
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stand the bitter night by natequarter
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
13 Sep 2025
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Even in the years between leaving the TARDIS and meeting Josh Townsend, Sarah regularly managed to get herself into trouble. Sometimes that trouble is close to home.
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Tactical Necessity and Calculated Risk by natequarter
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
12 Sep 2025
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What did a mad heretic know of love?
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There were a lot of things Kelsier had taught Vin. She never could have got as far as she had without him. But there was one thing about allomancy he had kept from her, she realised. One big thing.
The ninth metal.