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God Is Dog Spelled Backwards by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Jan 2025
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“Stop by the shop on the way home.”
Gideon raised an eyebrow. “What for?”As far as she was aware, the fridge was still pretty well stocked. Harrow had plenty to peck at for at least another week.
Harrowhark finally looked up again. There was a strange glint in her eye. Something glittered that portended a certifiable Nonagesimus kind of nasty that Gideon didn’t want to touch with a twelve foot pole.
“Porkchops,” she said at last. “Ground beef. Bratwurst. Red meats, ideally.”“Feeling carnivorous, are we?” Gideon joked. Harrow did not deign to dignify this with a response.
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Less than a week ago, Gideon received a call stating her mother was dead.In an unrelated event, Harrowhark is suddenly asking for meat.
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15 Oct 2026
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Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Sep 2024
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Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”
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In the aftermath of God’s death, Harrow and Gideon trip and tumble their way through what it means to be on the “lovers” side of “enemies to lovers” while facing the uncertainties of a universe with no God, and a House on the verge of extinction.
Featuring: nuns losing their religion (and finding new ways to worship), chainsaw-armed skeletons, smut, religiosity, more smut, Third House birthday shenanigans, power dynamics, Serious Discussions about the merits of tentacle porn, a smorgasbord of bad puns, and if you can believe it, even more smut.
A continuation of “She Puts the Fun in Funeral” but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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01 Oct 2026
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Mors Vincit Omnia by WalkingDisaster
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Mar 2026
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Working security at an architectural firm isn't the thrilling career Gideon had seen for herself, but it pays the bills. When a series of gruesome murders take place, she finds herself dragged into the path of her childhood tormentor, now a well-respected forensic anthropologist. Together they get pulled under by the current of desecration and accusation, fighting for truth as unlikely allies.
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01 Oct 2026
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This is the story about a covert, vampire-infested version of the American Southwest, where military-trained agents go after the supernatural only to discover conspiracy after conspiracy.
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She found him already at the loading bay, leaning against the rear bumper of the assigned Jeep like he had nothing better to do.
“You’re late,” he said without looking up.
“I’m ten minutes early.”
“Yeah,” he drawled, “but I’ve been here fifteen.”
She dropped her gear beside his. “Must’ve been exhausting for you.”
“It was,” he deadpanned. “Nearly napped against the bumper.”
“Poor thing.”
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22 Sep 2026
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Wicked Hearts by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.
"Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”
A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.
“Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”
Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
“Why don’t you marry Gideon?”- or -
Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?
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13 Aug 2026