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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    “These are your car keys,” he says, gingerly holding the objects in question.

    “Yes,” Shiro says.

    “Context clues imply that you are asking me to drive your car.”

    “Mhm.”

    “I am thirteen years of age.”

    “Yep.”

    “We met, famously, because I stole your car. This very car, in fact. And crashed it.”

    “Correct.”

    Keith blinks slowly at him. His amused expression does not shift. Keith’s not sure how else to spell things out for him, so he just shrugs. He’s not about to say no to getting a chance to drive. How many other thirteen year olds can say that a legal, licensed adult took them out to drive?
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    OR: Keith is placed in a new foster home. He's hesitant, but...he's feeling a little optimistic about this one.

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    14 Oct 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    “I don’t want to be a stupid boy,” Max hiccups, pulling uselessly at Billy’s mullet currently spouting out from her head. Her chest twinges painfully in tune with her heaving, panicked breaths. “I don’t want to be you.”

    Or, Max and Billy find themselves stuck in unusual circumstances in which they learn a few things about each other, and grow closer as siblings in the process.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    Together, they turned to stare at Harrington, who had hunched further into himself now that Eddie was gone from the table.

    “If he turns on us I’m blaming you.” Gareth grumbled finally, and tried not to let the smile that broke out on Eddie’s face effect him.

    “Glad to hear you’re on board, Garebear.” Eddie said, patting his shoulder hard.

    AKA the entirety of Hellfire, prompted by one Eddie, “herder of misfits, freaks and geeks” decide to expand their circle to adopt a jock instead.

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    22 Jun 2023

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    “Greetings and salutations to you, Harrington!”

    And there he was. Just as in your face and over the top as ever.

    Only he looked… different. He looked like fucking Bon Jovi. Jeans so ripped they may as well just be shorts and a crop top and hair pulled back into a bun with loose bits falling around his face. In some weird way, the jeans almost seemed more revealing than shorts. They weren’t, of course, Steve couldn’t see the backs of Eddie’s legs or his left knee or either calf, but there was so much open ripping around his thighs that almost seemed more… teasing.

    “Holy shit, I can see your whole face.” Steve mumbled out, lips parted in genuine surprise, instantly reaching out to try to touch the bun at the crown of his head.

    Eddie batted him away.

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    Steve agrees to help Eddie paint his trailer, but isn't prepared for the bisexual crisis it sends him spiralling into.

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    16 May 2023

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    Having lived through everything he had, this part always felt silly. The sitting, the breathing, and the waiting. His life was in no danger. That the logic of that wasn't enough on its own to ease the pain-- or flush out the stress that made his hands shake-- was as unfair as it was ridiculous. Baser instincts that kept a creature alive were vestigial at best when that creature existed beyond the normal laws of mortality, and yet every demon was still bound to them.
    Many could avoid fate. But not even heaven, nor its equals, could escape fear.

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    Macaque is invited along to celebrate the new year, and errs on the side of proving a point.

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    21 Apr 2023