neilistic
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Omega Hermione is willingly captured and delivered to the ice-bound heart of enemy territory. There, she uncovers a hidden world—defined by dogma, ruled by alphas—and must decide whether to place her trust in those who have the power to destroy her.
-
Decaying Organic Matter by neilistic, small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Meet Draco at a very strange time in his life.
-
Tags
Summary
APPLICATION TO COMMENCE PRISONER INTERROGATION USING PROTOCOL 27-E: APPROVED.
AGENT IN CHARGE: HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER
SPECIAL CONDITIONS: THREE SESSIONS MAXIMUM. FURTHER FAILURE TO ELICIT REQUIRED INFORMATION WILL RESULT IN PRISONER TRANSFER TO CENTRAL COMMAND, WHERE PHYSICAL AND/OR MENTAL PERSUASION TECHNIQUES MAY BE USED AS PER PROTOCOLS 8A-19C.
-
The Fuck Ups by neilistic, PandaPatronus, Posie_Rosie_Daisie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Draco Malfoy is settling down to spend his Christmas locked up in the fine facilities at the Middle Wallop DMLE outpost (aka jail), when a sozzled Hermione Granger turns up to ruin his serenity, all rumpled and glum and maybe quite sexy if you like that sort of thing (he unequivocally does like that sort of thing).
-
Tags
Summary
Draco isn’t yet ready to clean out his closet, so he starts with the attic, and finds a handsome box filled with homoerotic letters addressed to his grandfather. His gob is thoroughly smacked by this discovery which would have been confronting enough alone, but it is soon followed by the revelation Abraxas’ sweetheart was a sodding Potter. Not his Potter of course—wait, no. Absurd. He doesn’t have a Potter.
Though if he has to know about the indiscretions of his high-and-mighty, dearly(ish)-departed grandsire, Potter does too. A gay affair shared is a problem halved, after all.
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Abraxas Malfoy must get married, and sire an heir. He is also in love with Tom Riddle, who does not like sharing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,516
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 61
- Bookmarks:
- 16
- Hits:
- 976
Bookmarked by neilistic
22 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
Series
- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,964
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 627
- Kudos:
- 4,660
- Bookmarks:
- 1,839
- Hits:
- 130,201
Bookmarked by neilistic
25 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 496,377
- Chapters:
- 79/79
- Collections:
- 89
- Comments:
- 13,115
- Kudos:
- 30,527
- Bookmarks:
- 6,972
- Hits:
- 1,357,747
Bookmarked by neilistic
17 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die.
Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition hosted by Quills & Parchment, along with winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges’ Favorite, and Fan Favorite. Also, Runner-Up in the Pass the Tissues (Best Hurt/Comfort) category of the Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Forum Awards.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,646
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 543
- Kudos:
- 3,306
- Bookmarks:
- 1,099
- Hits:
- 92,411
Bookmarked by neilistic
10 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione Granger is not in love with her husbands.
She marries them anyway—by law, by magic, by political compromise—then moves into the guest cottage they build her on the Dorset coast. It has built-in bookshelves, custom tile work, and a faint smell of sea salt and lavender. She works late, eats dinner with them sometimes, and goes to bed alone.
They are not in love. But they are trying.
Point is, they’re all still figuring it out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,443
- Chapters:
- 5/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 176
- Bookmarks:
- 84
- Hits:
- 3,413
Bookmarked by neilistic
02 Sep 2025