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daft punk (thomas on left and guyman on right) standing side by side. thomas has “girl” projected on his visor in red. guyman has a heart projected on his visor in red



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    Ilya has a terrible idea for a Tiktok.

    So of course, he has to do it!

    AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Shane is sitting above the covers on the bed, which they clearly made by pushing the two twin beds together. “This is my roommate, Shane,” says Ilya. Shane looks up from his phone and shakes his head as he blushes, “you’re such an asshole.”

    Ilya says, “Harris asked if beds were made of cardboard.” Ilya gets close to the bed frame and knocks, showing how sturdy it is. “Is not cardboard, very strong. Hard to break.”

    “Ilya,” Shane says in a tone both reprimanding and chirpy.

     

    Or, Ilya takes Harris’s advice and films videos for TikTok while at the Olympic village.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    01 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    prompt: stomach bug

    The sound of retching in the ensuite was enough to pull Shane forcibly from sleep. It took him a moment or two to figure out what exactly he was hearing, but when it finally registered in his sleep-addled brain, he pulled himself to his feet, stumbling to the bathroom to see what was going on.

    Now, don’t get him wrong, Shane had seen Ilya in that position multiple times before. He could be a heavy drinker, and his ability to hold his drink had lessened the more time he spent in Canada, but this felt… drifferent. Those other times, Ilya hadn’t looked clammy and pale, and his curls weren’t sticking to his head. Those other times, he hadn’t been knelt there for so long his knees were red raw. And those other times, he had at least been able to turn and greet Shane before going back to heaving up his guts.

    This wasn’t like those other times.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    “We figure a lot of it is going to be old junk,” Shane admitted. “But, apparently, this is the last of Ilya’s dad’s things from the old house. So, at least there won’t be more coming after this.”

    Yuna pressed an open palm to her chest sweetly. “Aww. That must be very emotional for you, Ilya.”

    Her Russian son’s face flattened, and he sucked his teeth. “Not really. Just one more chore my brother is pawning off on me, really.”

    “Oh come on,” she tisked. “There could be all kinds of old memories and family keepsakes in there you might want!”

    “Doubt it.”

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    Some old home videos from Russia arrive, and the Hollanders get to see firsthand why Ilya doesn't like to talk about his childhood.

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    28 Feb 2026