neroli9
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Tumblr asks, one-shots, snippets from the APJFM Discord and more, all related to my explicit mob!Sans/Reader Undertale fanfic A Puzzle Just For Me. None of this is necessary to follow the main story.
Please beware of spoilers! I advise you to read APJFM up to Chapter 66 before reading this.
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You swore to never date a gangster again. Not after last time.
But you’re not dating Sans. You’re selling yourself to him.
Yes, you’re taking dirty money. You know what people say about women like you. And if anyone connects you to the most notorious monster in New Ebott, you’re a dead woman walking.
You don’t care. His money’s keeping your sister alive.
Plus, he's dominant, funny, and… very creative with his magic.
You aren’t about to fall for him. He's just looking for some fun.
And he can never know who you really are.
Sans watched Papyrus die. He thought it would be reset away. Like usual.
He was wrong.
Six years of grief warped his soul. He’s abandoned his war against the anomaly and plunged himself into the violent, corrupt New Ebott underworld. Why not? All he’s done will be erased soon.
Until then, he'll enjoy his new distraction: a submissive, kinky human call girl.
So she’s hiding her past. So what?
The reset is coming.
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You’ve lost so much, you have no determination left by the time you wind up underground. But you’re still Sans’ best hope to learn about what happened in the last timeline… and you may be the key to breaking the cycle once and for all.
From the author of A Puzzle Just For Me, this is the unfinished rough draft of my first Undertale fanfic. I’m posting it for APJFM fans who would like to meet the first version of Sans that I ever wrote, and who are curious about my writing process. Please note that nothing in this fic should be taken as canon for APJFM: the two stories are entirely unrelated.
If you like explicit sex scenes, twisty plots and tons of feels, check out A Puzzle Just For Me, a BDSM mob!sans self-insert story. Please mind the tags.
I can be found at neroli9.tumblr.com or at the APJFM Discord, which is only for fans who are 18 or over.
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"See, all we have to do is put our savings in this here jar! Eventually, we'll have saved enough to buy anything we set our minds to!" Partitio declared proudly.
Osvald, at last, spoke. Perhaps his silence had been forcibly broken by exasperation, because the professor's voice was even more brusque than usual. "...One hundred thousand leaves. For a boat that has yet to even be fully built."
Either Partitio failed to notice the tone, or he was willfully ignoring it as he merrily patted the jar. "That's right!"
"That is–"
"What a wonderful idea." Temenos interrupted serenely.
Bookmarked by neroli9
17 Nov 2024
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This story absolutely nails each character and is so funny!
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Killing Elvis by David Hines (hradzka) for Leah (ljenner)
Fandoms: Alien series (1979 1986 1992)
24 Dec 2009
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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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19 Oct 2022
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Sci-fi or fantasy meets exhausted academics just trying to make sense of it all is always good times 🥰
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The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.
A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.
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- Part 1 of The Skeleton Games
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03 Sep 2019
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Not just another "Sans lives next door to Reader" story, the emotions in this one are handled deftly and with non-stop humor. A great read!
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The Case of Monsters and Music by CatelaC, EtherDragons, gigiree, WithAWhisper
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
26 May 2019
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Underneath the skies of New Ebbot, one star shines brighter than most. Plucked from nothing into fame, the one voice that graces radios all around croons its suffering and romance to eager ears, dances to complete abandon to hungry eyes.
That's not you.
You are the unfortunate Private Eye hired to track down and locate said starlet, and make sure he doesn't cause an uproar in every venue he's supposed to sing at by showing up drunk and half-naked.
Sans "Red" the Skeleton is going to be the death of you, eventually.
Bookmarked by neroli9
28 May 2019
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A great twist on the usual mob AU formula: Underfell Sans is a Frank Sinatra-esque singer and Reader is a hard-boiled private eye. Can't wait to see where it goes!
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You went to your late-Grandpa's lodge to get away from everyone and everything so you could spend the weekend recharging instead of having a melt-down. However, you never expected to find it filled with zombies!
Oh wait.
Those are just skeleton monsters. Turns out, they've been squatting in the neglected lodge for a while. And after the weekend, well.. you're going to need a place to stay, and the lodge is looking more and more appealing.
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09 May 2019
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Although I usually have no interest in most of the AU skeletons, this story made me care about them! It's both wish fulfilling happiness that's pure pleasure to read, and also a thoughtful portrait of what it looks like to develop healthy relationships and emotional resiliency. Wonderful series!