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"See, all we have to do is put our savings in this here jar! Eventually, we'll have saved enough to buy anything we set our minds to!" Partitio declared proudly.
Osvald, at last, spoke. Perhaps his silence had been forcibly broken by exasperation, because the professor's voice was even more brusque than usual. "...One hundred thousand leaves. For a boat that has yet to even be fully built."
Either Partitio failed to notice the tone, or he was willfully ignoring it as he merrily patted the jar. "That's right!"
"That is–"
"What a wonderful idea." Temenos interrupted serenely.
Bookmarked by neroli9
17 Nov 2024
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This story absolutely nails each character and is so funny!
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Killing Elvis by David Hines (hradzka) for Leah (ljenner)
Fandoms: Alien series (1979 1986 1992)
24 Dec 2009
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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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Bookmarked by neroli9
19 Oct 2022
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Sci-fi or fantasy meets exhausted academics just trying to make sense of it all is always good times 🥰
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The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.
A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.
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- Part 1 of The Skeleton Games
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- English
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- 279,273
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- 56/?
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Bookmarked by neroli9
03 Sep 2019
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Not just another "Sans lives next door to Reader" story, the emotions in this one are handled deftly and with non-stop humor. A great read!
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The Case of Monsters and Music by CatelaC, EtherDragons, gigiree, WithAWhisper
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
26 May 2019
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Underneath the skies of New Ebbot, one star shines brighter than most. Plucked from nothing into fame, the one voice that graces radios all around croons its suffering and romance to eager ears, dances to complete abandon to hungry eyes.
That's not you.
You are the unfortunate Private Eye hired to track down and locate said starlet, and make sure he doesn't cause an uproar in every venue he's supposed to sing at by showing up drunk and half-naked.
Sans "Red" the Skeleton is going to be the death of you, eventually.
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28 May 2019
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A great twist on the usual mob AU formula: Underfell Sans is a Frank Sinatra-esque singer and Reader is a hard-boiled private eye. Can't wait to see where it goes!
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You went to your late-Grandpa's lodge to get away from everyone and everything so you could spend the weekend recharging instead of having a melt-down. However, you never expected to find it filled with zombies!
Oh wait.
Those are just skeleton monsters. Turns out, they've been squatting in the neglected lodge for a while. And after the weekend, well.. you're going to need a place to stay, and the lodge is looking more and more appealing.
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- 50/?
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Bookmarked by neroli9
09 May 2019
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Although I usually have no interest in most of the AU skeletons, this story made me care about them! It's both wish fulfilling happiness that's pure pleasure to read, and also a thoughtful portrait of what it looks like to develop healthy relationships and emotional resiliency. Wonderful series!
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Royally Flush My Life Down The Drain by MarshmarrowSans for firefly_crossing
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
19 Aug 2018
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Who knew that a game of poker with your charming skeleton friend could turn into something so momentous?
Birthday fic for disasterbisexual! Happy birthday, I hope Mafiafell Sans charms ya pants off ;u;
Bookmarked by neroli9
08 May 2019
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The intimacy and playfulness in this fic delights me every time I go back to it!
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Papyrus, as he is naturally gifted in many things, turns his hands to erotic fiction. But why have a swarthy, romantic hero when he can just write himself in there?
Papyrus set his rattling fingers to the keyboard, and began. Subtly.
‘THERE’S BEEN A CATASTROPHIC BONER CRISIS IN THE CITY OF COCKSWORTH.’
Bookmarked by neroli9
21 Dec 2018
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This fic and its sequel (https://archiveofourown.org/works/8267503) are perhaps the funniest smutty fics I've ever read.
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Talking Bird by shootybangbang (peonylanterns)
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
20 Jul 2023
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He grabs you from behind the moment the main road is out of sight, his hand over your mouth as he yanks you against him, your back against his front and his arm wrapped securely around your waist.
“If you scream,” Arthur says, “I’ll snap your neck.”
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Critique heavily encouraged.
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- Part 1 of Talking Bird
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- 22/?
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Bookmarked by neroli9
15 Dec 2018
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I haven't even ever played Red Dead Redemption 2... but peonylanterns is just THAT good <3 This fic has an intriguing setup and snappy dialogue -- looking forward to more!
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Bookmarked by neroli9
10 Dec 2018
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Erotic encounters with a whole stable of skeletons! I always enjoyed seeing these on Tumblr and it's great to have them collected here.
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Goal: Take the Red Pill by orphan_account for Eye_Of_Argonia
Fandoms: Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
25 Dec 2015
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❏ Listen to Willow Pape, bend reality, destroy Kim Kardashian.
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Bookmarked by neroli9
30 Oct 2018
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Some astounding things happen on the edges of fandom, such as this mash-up between Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and The Matrix that you never knew you needed. Spot-on dialogue -- and redemption for Willow Pape!
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This is a collection of shitposts that I've written, gathered in one place for my own convenience.
Bookmarked by neroli9
09 Oct 2018
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Little snippets of writing from my beta reader! I'm so happy she's putting them all in one place :D
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Eleanor quickly becomes well known on campus as both the girl who can keg stand longer than any delta-gamma-whatever-frat-douche, and also for a name synonymous with a good time, despite being as stingy as fuck with her weed. She’s scarily adept at handling her liquor, but when pretty straight girls lean in and slur into her neck about how they “always wanted to experiment,” she pretends not to be.
aka tahani n eleanor bein hella gay throughout the years and also finding eachother. drabble drabble shameless fluff u kno.
Bookmarked by neroli9
30 Sep 2018
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If you like Eleanor/Tahani (and how could a person not like Eleanor/Tahani?) this will thrill you.
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“I talk in a daze, I walk in a maze,
I cannot get out, said the starling”
- Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
Critique heavily encouraged.Bookmarked by neroli9
16 Jul 2018
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Beautiful smut with a thrillingly cold, dominant Sans.
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You lived in the city for a time, living a fairly normal life. Monsters have been on the surface for roughly four years, and society has been slowly adapting to them - some good, some bad. Then one day, a skeleton shows up on your stoop with a box of cereal. While you aren't exactly ready for this, you hesitantly extend your hand in friendship. Nothing could have prepared you for how much your life was about to change in so many ways.
*This fic is primarily a slice-of-life. However, there are interweaving plot points that come back in later chapters, and we're finally getting to the meat and bones of the story. Buckle up!*
ps: hey kids we have a tumblr now lel - http://inthesequietmoments.tumblr.com/
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- Part 1 of Mr. Bone's Wild Ride
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by neroli9
25 Jan 2018
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Beautiful slow burn with an engaging Reader character. But oh what a cliffhanger!
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The city of Ebott was not one many humans resided in. It belonged solely to the Monsters, and was known as the Underground. The Dreemurr family had overseen the running of their cartel for decades, building themselves up as a fearsome group. There weren't many human families that even came close to the power and wealth they held, nor the formidable soldiers. Namely their two best hit-men; The Judge and The Executioner, known affectionately to most as the 'Bone Brothers'.
Of course, many had tried and subsequently failed to stake claim to the long held throne. Things like that were usually swept under the rug fairly easily, but something about these latest challengers..
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- Part 1 of The Underbelly of Ebott
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You're a modestly successful fiction writer living in rural Alaska; just you, your dog, and your horse in a small cabin on a large piece of property in the shadow of a mighty mountain range. You're used the the quiet, enjoy it even, but when you start having recurring dreams of a strange skeleton visiting you in the night you wonder if the solitude might be starting to get to you...at least until you realize you're not dreaming at all because Sans is, in fact, a real, live monster. Friendship, romance, and shenanigans ensue.
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Diamond at the Bottom of the Whiskey Glass by orphan_account
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
27 Aug 2017
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Thanks to some bribes and a sudden need for the government to look good, there has been a massive crack down on corruption. Brothels were shut down, magical foods were regulated more closely, and fancy prison built for magically inclined humans and powerful monsters was erected. It was claimed that no one could possibly make their way out, that the 'Seven Wardens' themselves would have been impressed by its design.
However, everything has a flaw.
Don G knows that this prison has a flaw, and he's found it hidden deep at the bottom of the miserable pit he and his brothers were thrown into. Having the human staff bend to his will would take hard work and diligence, but that was nothing compared to the five years it'd taken to build his mob and become a powerful force on the surface.
No, what he needed to watch out for, was becoming emotionally invested in the human.
Bookmarked by neroli9
10 Sep 2017
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I can't help but bookmark something tagged "Inspired by A Puzzle Just For Me"! A colliding universe style story where Reader is the nurse at a prison full of skeletons.
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During a Pacifist run in Undertale, the player/reader notices a few sadistic features in Sans’ character, and calls him out on it. He assures the human that he has no idea what they're talking about. Through this kinky, masochistic, sexually enthusiastic human, Sans falls down the rabbit hole of BDSM, discovering new things about himself and his place in this timeline.
The title is from the Mars Volta song, “Vicarious Atonement.”
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09 Jun 2017
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(Underfell) All Messed Up by WhoaWickedSins
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Underfell (Video Game)
08 May 2017
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It's been about one year since Frisk set the monsters free from the Underground.
X is you, dear Reader. You are a human, living on the surface in 201X.
You are in denial of your budding addiction to alcohol, probably stemming from your love of partying.
One night, after you get done fucking some punk you met at a bar, you notice something out of your window.
In the apartment across the street... Someone was... watching?
No, it couldn't be. A liquor-induced hallucination, it has to be....right?
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- 25/?
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26 Feb 2017
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*With each RESET, you find yourself in a different AU.
You made a mistake--a selfish, terrible mistake--and broke your promise. Unfortunately, that's not all you broke. With your RESET button shattered, you traverse the timelines, trying to find a way back to your friends to make things right. But with the skeleton(s) you can't seem to resist popping up in new form with each RESET, when all is said and done... will you even want to go back?
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Bookmarked by neroli9
23 Feb 2017