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    Monsters have appeared from a mountain, in your town! Interested in this new development you head home with high hopes. Sadly it seems humans will be humans, and for some reason you keep getting caught in the cross fire. Luckily you've made some new friends to help you out along the way!

    You were just about to head into the nearby town when your phone went off, it was a text. From Otto of all people. A video of him, and what looked like monsters walking behind him. "You should come home (Y/n), things just got interesting."

    Reader is female (sorry) there will be smut at some point, don't know when though...

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    39/?
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    64
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    10,211
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    When exploring the underground with Toriel, she and you encountered a monster never seen before. She tries fighting off the monster for you, but it was too quick to be damaged. It uses its hypnosis eyes to make Toriel completely hypnotized by the effects. The monster fled the scene, leaving you with Toriel still hypnotized and submissive…

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    4/?
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    Sans wasn't planning on getting himself a slave. There were just too many mysteries surrounding the human to just let them go. Sans was going to find every little secret of theirs if it killed him. Make no mistake, it was likely to kill him. If only the human would stop sucking up to his brother.

    Or in which, the author is sick of people using slave fics to make reader a broken/submissive doll and Sans a dom butthead, so author makes their own story and gleefully tramples over some cliches.

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    5/?
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    58
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    4,678
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    it’s another night of staring up at your ceiling, chasing away thoughts about your roommate, Sans. and his annoying bones. before you can bury your face in a pillow forever, maybe smoking can solve your problems?

    okay, maybe not. but there’s certainly someone who can.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
    Kudos:
    178
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    18
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    1,546
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    Reader got kidnapped by the Murder Time Trio and dragged to Nightmares castle. They tell reader, it's because they have magic and might be useful. Reader decides, they aren't going to stay to find out, what exactly the bad Sanses have planned for them and tries to flee multiple times. This is their last attempt. They get caught. Nightmare is pissed. Reader suffers through their punishment. Please mind the warnings in the tags.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    3,434
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    When you receive an offer to move to the newly-established monster city-state, it's an easy decision, especially in the wake of your divorce. You need a fresh start. You need to meet new people. You don't expect to meet quite so many skeletons in particular, but a new friend is a new friend regardless of how much flesh they have.

    And you're no influencer, but it seems obvious that you would post about your journey online, right?

    But life in Mt. Ebott City is a lot more confusing than you expected when there are such clear divisional lines among monsters themselves. Sometimes it seems like even monsters of the same species are from entirely different universes...

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    1/?
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    7
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    32
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    6
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    234
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    Sans was minding his own business when a mysterious figure turns him into a catboy.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    2
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    71
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    Some one-shots from the "Don't You Remember?" series. Honestly just done for smutty and fluffy fun ;)

     

    If you wanna jump in here, be my guest. :D It's going to be much less dark than the rest of the series. This will mostly be scenes with an established threesome of female reader, UF!Grillby and UF!Sans. But there might be some random encounters later, I dunno. Just updating this whenever I get a new idea. Kind of like an OVA?

    *This WILL have BDSM! And probably past-traumas mentioned but not explicitly described. There'll be warnings in the chapter headings if they are.

    *FIC title name from "After Dark" by Mr. Kitty, because i'm terrible at titles.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,523
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    Sans doesn't commonly have a good time with humans, but he's got to do what he's got to do to protect his little brother.

    [or]

    Human stranger rapes Enthrallment!Sans.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,429
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    The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.

    A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.

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    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    9,941
    Bookmarks:
    1,368
    Hits:
    237,282
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    what if Papyrus or Sans could never use magic to make various body parts to begin with? how would Papyrus go about the dating world and become intimate with a human without...assets.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    97
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1,732
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    The kid has wiped the world clean, you've forgotten your past life with Sans and the monsters. You can't explain the sudden attraction and trust you feel when you meet him in Grillby's bar. Vivid visions of the skeleton start to invade your thoughts, and you can't shake the familiarity of his presence. You're also inexplicably haunted by nightmares and have a deep-rooted fear of cats...

    Can you convince Sans you belong together, or will this be the reset where he doesn't fall for you?

     

     

    **Us In Motion Playlist, any song mentioned specifically and played will be added to playlist as it appears in the updates. :

     

    Us In Motion

     

     

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    6,604
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    Welp... you fell down. Into a cave. With monsters. Mean monsters. The all want to kill you, but the problem is... they can't. Being a vampire does have it's perks, but it can also be a problem when you need to bite someone with blood and everyone around you is made of magic. Hopefully you'll get out in time, or those monsters will finally get that final soul. Not to mention, the monster you currently have captured and strapped to your back has been threatening to murder you from the get go and hasn't proved helpful at all... Well... maybe he can be helpful... actually... hes kinda cute... in his own way

    And his neck is looking tastier by the day...

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    24,174
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    565
    Kudos:
    2,708
    Bookmarks:
    369
    Hits:
    35,763
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    "Oh now you're just being hurtful." His bony hand rests against the freezer door.

    You chuckle as you stand upright. You manage to turn before he slams the fridge door shut and shoves you against it. You smile lustfully up at him as he bares his teeth in a hungry leer. His hand pins you by your collar bone, just inches from your neck.

    "Maybe I want to try the hurting for a change?" You ask as he leans closer.

    He freezes. "What?" He asks in disbelief.

    You shrug as he steps back. "I mean, I'm constantly covered in bruises, bites and blood. Not that I mind. But I wonder sometimes..." His face falls as you push against his chest until he takes another step back. You blink and look up at him. "What you would look like tied up, bruised, begging for release?"

     

    *playlist of the chapter titles:

     

    Lucky Strike Playlist

     

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    282
    Kudos:
    736
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    18,153
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    Attraction is supposed to be the easy part. Love is supposed to be the hard part. But it's the other way around for Sans as he comes to terms with feelings for you he hadn't thought possible. Especially considering he's lacking certain parts.

    Language:
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    5,835
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    409
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5,197
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    Hibari and Lambo fell down a hole and ended up in a secret society of monsters. Hibari doesn't know what's going on, but he does know that these people are in desperate need of a proper carnivore. Good thing he fits the bill.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
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    37
    Kudos:
    360
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    3,580
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    Alex is a creator. A creator in a normal world where Undertale remains 'just a game.'

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    But I think we all know that's not true. Is it?

    "Definition of archimage. : a great magician, wizard, or enchanter."

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    3
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    Your stomach rumbled. Making you move ever so slightly. It was nearing your feeding time anyway. You ever so slightly lifted your head off of your battered arms to give an ice cold glare to the glass window that separated your room to the rest of the asylum. The glare you were currently giving the window was one of those glares that could render a full grown man helpless. You smirked once more at that thought. Though this time, your smirk was plainly visible to the people currently monitoring you from the safety of the other side of the glass window you were currently looking at. That's right. They were safe from you with being on the other side of the glass.

    Things to look out for:
    ~ Blood and gore
    ~ Mentions of violence
    ~ Cannibalistic notions
    ~ Horror topics
    ~ Upcoming intimate scenes

    WARNING: This story is very graphic, and not for the faint of heart! There are mentions of upcoming rape scenes, graphic depictions of violence, profanity, and a whole lot of blood and guts. This is rated M for a reason. If you have not already read the summary for this fanfiction, I highly suggest that you do. You have been warned, read at your own risk. This is geared for mature audiences only.

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    1,825
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    13,147
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    Your friends had been trying to convince you to get out and meet somebody for a while. After waking up one day and realizing you were twenty seven, hadn’t gotten laid in five years, and were considering buying a cat so your apartment didn’t feel so empty all the time, you realized they might be right. So, you sign up for a blind dating service, absentmindedly shrugging and clicking yes when it asked if you would consider matching with monsters.

    You couldn’t have expected your blind date to be a skeleton. Or that he’d actually be very pleasant company. In fact, you liked him enough to keep seeing him, but… even as you start to feel interested, he kinda creeps you out?

    You’re caught up in a weird frightened romance, but thankfully Sans is a patient guy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,129
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    1,296
    Kudos:
    2,165
    Bookmarks:
    407
    Hits:
    41,674
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    There was a hidden reason for the war between monsters and humans. A reason unknown to all but those who declared war against the monsters in the first place. A dirty secret that they long since thought was destroyed. But they were wrong. A mysterious creature comes to the underground, disrupting the time line and throwing everything off kilter.
    once the truth comes out, when the barrier falls, will the monsters even want to leave the underground or will they go to war against the humans again?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,296
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    356

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