9 Works by nettlewine
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A group of international students at UGA rent a cheap house in Poplar Junction, Georgia and start working summer jobs to afford a trip to Disney World before the summer’s over. Class starts back in August, and time is running out. Will they ever upgrade their uniform hats for Mickey Mouse ears, or are they fated to burn out the rest of this blistering-hot summer in red shirts and roller skates?
-a little bit of “paris hilton’s the simple life”, a little bit of “i’m from the south and i miss sonic”
-roller skating is southern gothic!!
-let’s pretend that their ages allow them to be in college at the same time
-jin has a dream, taehyung comes up with a batshit plan to make it happen
-yoongi is the squidward tentacles of sonic drive-in
-everyone else is a sexy carhop moonlighting as a god of chaos
-feat. a never-ending parade of faceless yet deeply charming country brosSeries
- Part 1 of sonic au and disney world shenanigans
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let's make a door in your heart by nettlewine, showteeth
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jun 2021
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jimin is cursed.
specifically, he inherited his family’s curse, and it just so happened that his twelfth birthday was the tenth anniversary of his seventh cousin’s grandmother’s death, and that timing was apparently good enough for the universe to finally pass her curse along to him.
the curse itself was fairly benign, as curses go. simply put, jimin had to help people, in any way he could, whenever they encountered a particularly vexing problem. there were a few finer details, of course, but that was how jimin understood it.
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or, yoongi's horrible rental house has a ghost in it, and he's been trying and failing to make it fuck off since april.
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or, how two wrongs can (sometimes) make a right.
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kim taehyung, boy witch by nettlewine, showteeth for feraljk
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Jun 2021
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-taehyung’s parents are overwhelmed by the task of raising a magical child, so they send him to live with his witch grandmother on a farm on the outskirts of daegu
-there, he makes fast friends with park jimin, the boy-crazy heir to the village bakery and an annoyingly talented witch in his own right
-together, they seek out the help of jung hoseok and min yoongi, the classic good-cop-bad-cop duo of rogue forest-dwelling witches (and they’re madly in love? or maybe just practiced business partners? taehyung can’t be sure)
-because, as his witch education comes to a close, taehyung has set a singular goal for himself: to (finally) draw out his familiar, whom he has not yet met or even conceived of, but has already named “kim tata”
(for a prompt from feraljk!)
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-yoonmin (-> jikook, implied)
-yg is jm's first bf
-jm is the first person yg has real feelings for
-yg is off the wall insane to date
-jm is doing his little libra best
-yg's gloss career is in the works
-insp by the hyyh hotel banana photoshoot
-who doesnt love chaos
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after years of mourning the life he wanted, kent is starting to grow into the life he has — just as jack starts to outgrow the walls he has built around himself.
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the city softens over bowls of noodles, in the corners of his friends’ eyes when they crinkle in laughter, at the bottoms of soju glasses. it takes time, but after a year or two, the softness doesn’t fade away with his hangover; he doesn’t leave it on the backseat of a taxi alongside his phone.
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hoseok opened this tailor shop years ago, after spending his early twenties as a dancer. when he decided to settle down into a more stable career, he didn’t want to give up flow and movement and beauty, so he turned to silks.
yoongi joined him a year or two later, a disgruntled university student who needed some extra money on the side. he’s good with numbers, but he’s even better at pacing his workflow. he’s diligent, and focused, and quiet. he has cut out what must be thousands of patterns by now; even after all this time, hoseok can’t recall yoongi ever making a mistake. measure twice, three times, ten times. cut once.
jimin’s role at the tailor shop is, if vague, unspeakably important. he is hoseok’s live model, his muse, his mannequin. he doesn’t do much apart from that besides fix sewing machine snags with his small hands, but he’s very pretty. hoseok doesn’t pay him for labor; he pays him for the privilege of observing him in the sunlight that streams in through the shop windows. the daily coffee deliveries are just a nice touch.
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Tell a story from your life that emphasizes community. How has this experience shaped your character?
(Jack's college admissions essay.)
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Harry Potter Becomes a Gender Theorist by nettlewine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2014
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Harry Potter abandons Gryffindor Tower for the ivory tower when he discovers gender theorist Judith Butler’s 1990 work Gender Trouble. Join Harry on his journey to preach the Butlerian gospel to his friends Ron and Hermione, who are painfully ignorant of the harmful social, political, and linguistic constructions that create and define their bodies.