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A group of international students at UGA rent a cheap house in Poplar Junction, Georgia and start working summer jobs to afford a trip to Disney World before the summer’s over. Class starts back in August, and time is running out. Will they ever upgrade their uniform hats for Mickey Mouse ears, or are they fated to burn out the rest of this blistering-hot summer in red shirts and roller skates?
-a little bit of “paris hilton’s the simple life”, a little bit of “i’m from the south and i miss sonic”
-roller skating is southern gothic!!
-let’s pretend that their ages allow them to be in college at the same time
-jin has a dream, taehyung comes up with a batshit plan to make it happen
-yoongi is the squidward tentacles of sonic drive-in
-everyone else is a sexy carhop moonlighting as a god of chaos
-feat. a never-ending parade of faceless yet deeply charming country brosSeries
- Part 1 of sonic au and disney world shenanigans
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let's make a door in your heart by nettlewine, showteeth
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jun 2021
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jimin is cursed.
specifically, he inherited his family’s curse, and it just so happened that his twelfth birthday was the tenth anniversary of his seventh cousin’s grandmother’s death, and that timing was apparently good enough for the universe to finally pass her curse along to him.
the curse itself was fairly benign, as curses go. simply put, jimin had to help people, in any way he could, whenever they encountered a particularly vexing problem. there were a few finer details, of course, but that was how jimin understood it.
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or, yoongi's horrible rental house has a ghost in it, and he's been trying and failing to make it fuck off since april.
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or, how two wrongs can (sometimes) make a right.
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kim taehyung, boy witch by nettlewine, showteeth for feraljk
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Jun 2021
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-taehyung’s parents are overwhelmed by the task of raising a magical child, so they send him to live with his witch grandmother on a farm on the outskirts of daegu
-there, he makes fast friends with park jimin, the boy-crazy heir to the village bakery and an annoyingly talented witch in his own right
-together, they seek out the help of jung hoseok and min yoongi, the classic good-cop-bad-cop duo of rogue forest-dwelling witches (and they’re madly in love? or maybe just practiced business partners? taehyung can’t be sure)
-because, as his witch education comes to a close, taehyung has set a singular goal for himself: to (finally) draw out his familiar, whom he has not yet met or even conceived of, but has already named “kim tata”
(for a prompt from feraljk!)
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-yoonmin (-> jikook, implied)
-yg is jm's first bf
-jm is the first person yg has real feelings for
-yg is off the wall insane to date
-jm is doing his little libra best
-yg's gloss career is in the works
-insp by the hyyh hotel banana photoshoot
-who doesnt love chaos
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after years of mourning the life he wanted, kent is starting to grow into the life he has — just as jack starts to outgrow the walls he has built around himself.
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sonic au and disney world shenanigans by nettlewine, showteeth
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
03 Aug 2021
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'cause i've gotten tired of the games (that you play) by charliework, kirpichik
Fandoms: The Queen's Gambit (TV), Real Person Fiction, Historical RPF
03 Aug 2021
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Beth Harmon is a high school girl. Paul Morphy is a miserable sad sack looking for any decent chess competition. Can I make it any more obvious?
They are PLATONICALLY PLAYING CHESS AGAINST EACH OTHER AS AN EXPLANATION FOR HOW BETH GOT SO GOOD AT CHESS. They rock each other's worlds.
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03 Aug 2021
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The Origin of the Rutger Hauer by charliework
Fandoms: Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet (TV)
19 Jul 2021
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The origin of C.W. Longbottom’s signature drink: Fortified port wine mixed with drip coffee and three teaspoons of sugar.
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19 Jul 2021
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Big Hit Perfume Company by charliework
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, 편의점 샛별이 | Backstreet Rookie (TV)
24 Apr 2022
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RM is an overworked middle-manager at a perfume company. Jungkook is a himbo door-to-door perfume salesman. RM knows he shouldn't pursue Jungkook, but he can't help himself.
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18 Jul 2021
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[insert gunshot sound effects here] by sabu (sarcasmtothemaximum)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2024
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'“Wait,” Namjoon mutters, bringing his hands up to his head, fingers lightly pulling at the longer strands of hair. “Wait, are they-”
“Technically, until we get an official ID on them, we can’t confirm anything,” Jimin says, holding up the report and waving it in Namjoon’s direction. “But reports say that they’ve been wearing the rings for a couple years now, and they’ve been spotted multiple times being,” Jimin wiggles his eyebrows, “romantically affiliated.”
Taehyung flashes Namjoon a boxy grin. “AKA, you and Seokjin-hyung are going undercover as-”
“-a married couple,” Namjoon finishes, and he wonders if the ground can swallow him whole as the words settle in his mind and the realization hits.
When a pair of arms dealers wind up dead, detective partners Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin are sent undercover as them in order to find out who they were planning to sell to. The twist? These two arms dealers happen to be married, and Namjoon and Seokjin's undercover operation is about to give a whole new definition to the term 'partner'.
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- Part 1 of Gunshot Sound Effects and Then Some
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07 Jun 2021
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lonely farmer kim taehyung maybe uses his ham radio a little too much like omegle, but it's not like it doesn't work out.
or: tae-in-daegu meets yoongi-in-berlin through slightly unconventional means
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07 Jun 2021