10 Works by nevertheless_turtle
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Nevertheless Star Wars by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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had a dream that tumblr got shut down so now I'm working on archiving all my miscellaneous star wars au drabbles from tumblr... mostly prequels era but enough time travel to muddy the fandom eras. Almost exclusively crack treated seriously. Featuring baby showers, hannah montana-esque identity porn, discworld crossover events, daddy issues, body swaps, time travel, amnesia, more daddy issues, extra secret siths, time loops, and time distortion exacerbated daddy issues.
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Who You Are Behind Closed Doors by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
26 Nov 2024
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"No. Absolutely not. You are not asking me about something to do with your sex lives."
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Same Name as a Windrunner by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
25 Oct 2024
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“—Captain Stormblessed … Tarah… you mean The CAPTAIN STORMBLESSED?”
"Oh Stormfather," Mim whimpered. "Tarah. Tarah. Tarah, he is staring right at you."
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Suicidal Misunderstandings by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan scarcely a few years into his desert exile is (quite unexpectedly) thrown back in time to the height of the Clone Wars. This is, in fact, SO unexpected that he reasonably (if incorrectly) assumes he is experiencing a spice-induced hallucination. After enjoying spending time with his lost loved ones, he decides he really needs to wake up before he dies of dehydration. When intense meditation fails, he tries to break the illusion through more...EXTREME measures (check the tags). Panic from all parties ensues.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi And The Mortifying Ordeal by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Dec 2021
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It’s immediately obvious that this world unanimously and actively detested visitors. The animals were vicious without provocation. The weather changed suddenly from oppressive sweltering fog to sleeting wind to thunderous downpour and back again. The thorns had thorns. Even the clankers seemed to struggle at points with the insect clouds.
And, of course, the tightly-furled, ever-present, yellow flowers.
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Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu Go To The Bakery by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Mar 2021
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Anakin Skywalker runs into Mace Windu in the elevator.
In Padme's Apartment Building.
At 3 AM.
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Rouge Handed by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Moulin Rouge! (2001)
22 Mar 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, in universe, gets suckered into playing the lead role of Christian in the hit Corellian Holomusical, Moulin Rouge!
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Jailbait [debatable] by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Mar 2021
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Obi-Wan and Cody are trapped in a cave together, huddling for warmth. Things get a little hot, one thing leads to another and...they end up talking about their relationship while trying to ignore incredibly obvious erections. Extremely tender but arguably unsatisfying dick-wise.