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    (Different People Universe)

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    When Hermione Granger appears on Draco Malfoy's magical creatures reserve in Wisconsin, five years after he ran away from his memories of the War, she asks him to come back home and accept an Order of Merlin for Narcissa. Draco agrees to return—reluctantly, for a little while—if only to make peace with his mother's memory. And not at all because the Granger who asked is not the Granger he once knew—and not at all because he can’t get her out of his head.

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    “I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.

    “Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”

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    Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."

    Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."

    An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?

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    Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.

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    28 Dec 2023

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    Problem:
    I'm a twenty-four year-old academic prodigy, but I'd trade my diplomas for a good, hard fuck. Since that's not a real thing I can do, I guess I'll pack up my dildo collection and go to the States for this doctoral program. If I can raise the money for tuition.

    Solution:
    Virginity: the original NFT. Non-Fuckable Token.
    Assuming someone will pay for it.

    Spoiler:
    Someone does. Handsomely. And repeatedly. And then I stole his cat.

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    “It was that good?” Albus is close to squealing with excitement.

    I take a deep breath. “Promise you won’t tell?”

    “Cross my heart.”

    He settles in to wait for the story of how I, Rosalind Jean Weasley-Granger sold my virginity for a small kingdom.

    I take a deep breath and prepare to weave a filthy tale.

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    14 Jun 2023

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    It's lonely between missions. With his cover blown and his mother gone all he has are safe houses. But never for very long. On a rainy night, wet and weary, he needs something — or someone — to heal him. Inside and out. So he goes to the only place he wants to be.

    Part I of the Tender Remedies series

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    12 Oct 2022

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    Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.

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    12 Oct 2022

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    The fate of the realm hangs in the balance as King Draco battles for dominion over the Sacred Kingdoms with his new Queen, Lady Hermione, at his side. Forced to set aside her idealistic beliefs, she must embrace a reality where order and chaos reign in equal measure.

    Hermione craves peace, yet she is destined for war.

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    12 Oct 2022