nine_dandelion

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    Reader-insert fics by me.

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    A series primarily about the three Barish-Estranza SecUnits we meet (or don't) in Network Effect.

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  1. Rec 14

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    Rodimus enjoys being an Autobot. Really, he does. However, there’s a problem, and that problem doesn’t stem from his own brothers-in-arms so much as their enemies. And maybe it isn’t the Autobot thing to say, maybe it isn’t the loyal, good-soldier thing to say, but, with the war over, Rodimus simply can’t escape it anymore:

    Decepticons are hot.

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    Rodimus has a little problem. Skywarp and Thundercracker can fix it.

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    02 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 40

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    As Optimus walked, he heard a rustle behind himself and paused. He turned around to see the seeker shrink back behind a tree. His wings stuck out on either side.
    Optimus frowned. “What… are you doing?”
    The seeker peeped out at him.
    “Um, following you,” he mumbled, his wings twitching.

     

    After an accident during a skirmish with the seekers, Optimus finds himself stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way of communicating his comrades. Luckily, he has a companion.
    Unluckily, it's the impertinent teleporter.
    As the two of them work together to get back, they find out more about each other, and form an unlikely bond.

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    21 Aug 2025

  3. Rec 34

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    "Give me a boost up," Rodimus says and doesn't wait for Megatron to agree before sticks his clammy little hand right into Megatron's plating and goes scrambling up Megatron's frame like he's a piece of scaffolding.

    Some days Megatron sincerely believes that Rodimus was placed in the universe specifically to torment him.

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    21 Aug 2025

  4. Rec 13

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    Optimus Prime, by the grace of Primus, King of the Autobots and bearer of the Matrix, has been at war with the realm of the Decepticons for eons. The war still rages, even though Optimus holds the enemy king, Megatron, as his captive... a captive he's fallen in love with.

    Now, however, Megatron's consort, Starscream, is on Optimus's doorstep. Not to try and reclaim his captured husband, but with an offer Optimus may not be able to refuse: End the war and unite the kingdoms, by dissolving Megatron and Starscream's marriage and instead marrying Starscream off to one of Optimus's three sons - bluff war hero Springer, scheming Getaway, or pampered princeling Hot Rod.

    End the war, unite the kingdoms... and free Megatron to properly be with Optimus.

    But in this high-stakes diplomatic chess game, nothing is truly that easy. Which son does Optimus choose, knowing that whoever takes Starscream's hand also takes the Autobot throne? Can Optimus outwit his own consort, Prowl, whose secret agendas have secret agendas? And can any of them know what Starscream is really planning?

    A Lion in Winter (or just English medieval history) AU, but doesn't require knowledge of either to enjoy. :)

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    16 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 88

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    “So, you're saying we've got eight cycles to fix the fact that everyone's seen Screamer getting railed and it's almost definitely our fault?”

     

    “Your fault. It was your datachip.”

     

    “We're a trine, we share responsibility,” Skywarp said. “And you fragged him in that video, too.”

     

    Thundercracker sighed miserably, all the anger draining from his frame. “Maybe we'd be safer in the brig. At least then there will be guards to try and stop Starscream when he comes to dismember us.”

     

    or; the elite trine's sex tape gets leaked and everyone realizes they want to fuck starscream. chaos ensues.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    (trying) to bed a screamer by cheapdreams (WorkID: 66551872)

    Summary: “So, you're saying we've got eight cycles to fix the fact that everyone's seen Screamer getting railed and it's almost definitely our fault?”

    “Your fault. It was your datachip.”

    “We're a trine, we share responsibility,” Skywarp said. “And you fragged him in that video, too.”

    Thundercracker sighed miserably, all the anger draining from his frame. “Maybe we'd be safer in the brig. At least then there will be guards to try and stop Starscream when he comes to dismember us.”

    or; the elite trine's sex tape gets leaked and everyone realizes they want to fuck starscream. chaos ensues.