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    “I have kids," Clint said. "I know dad behavior when I see it.”
    Tony blinked multiple consecutive times, processing the statement. “Excuse me?”
    “Tony,” Steve said now, “how long have you had a son? And how come we’ve never known about him?”
    “Yeah,” Clint spoke again, “I thought I was the only one with a secret family. Turns out you’ve had one longer than me!”
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    Peter gets to spend all summer living in Avengers Tower with Tony. When the Rogue Avengers get pardoned and come back to live at the Tower too, they're confused as to who Peter is. However, once they see how Tony acts around Peter, that confusion goes away, as they know for certain who Peter must be - Tony's secret son.
    Tony and Peter decide to make the most of the situation, and play along. They hope they can keep up the act all summer. But they soon learn that they barely have to act at all.

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    22 Jul 2019

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    Sure, Jeonghan had cursed him but he didn't really expect to meet the man who abandoned him and their son in hell.

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    10 Mar 2019

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    Im Jaebum is the richest man in the country under forty, content to mess around and skirt the headlines as a cutthroat businessman and casual playboy. Park Jinyoung is a graduated English Literature major, content with (in Jackson's words) his boring life working at a restaurant and writing poetry. When their worlds collide over a spilled cup of coffee, Jinyoung learns there's a lot more to life than the secrets of his past and the safety of library books.

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    27 Dec 2018

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    “I wish I could touch you,” Is what he says, all tiny and strangled. He’s looking down at his lap and seems even younger than before. Seokjin frowns.

    “What are you talking about? You can touch me, Namjoon.” They’re all pretty touchy boys, to a level that could maybe be seen as too much, actually, and even if Namjoon is by far the less comfortable with skinship he still touches all of them on the regular. It must be the alcohol talking, Seokjin thinks, but he also believes ignoring drunk problems equates to ignoring sober problems no one wants to talk about, so. “What do you mean? You can touch me.” He puts his hand on Namjoon’s and watches the way his eyes widen a little. Namjoon shakes his head. It’s starting to get a little too ridiculous for Seokjin’s nerves, too ridiculous and too late and with too much alcohol in his blood so he takes Namjoon’s hand and puts it on his own cheek. “You can touch me.” He says again, wondering why he sounds so solemn. Namjoon probably just feels lonely and touch starved or something. Seokjin heard somewhere it is a thing. “Namjoon. Touch me.”

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    25 Nov 2018

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    Pierced skin and searing pain. Unbearable heat turned grim coolness. Exhaustion piled on only by more exhaustion. With his last bit of consciousness, Jeonghan had the thought that getting Turned into a vampire was nothing like popular media made it to be—and that the taste of blood wasn’t that bad after all. It was surprisingly sweet and though Jeonghan never had a sweet tooth before, it was like he craved the taste more than anything in that fleeting moment.

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    01 Oct 2018