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  1. Summary

    I wanted to get back into writing, so I decided to channel my inner Chappell fan. I'm writing 14 fanfics based off of a lyric from each song on her album, "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess," and they will be posted as a lead up to Christmas. And also Hanukkah this year! Mazel tov.

    Most of these will feature sapphic relationships but some will feature MLM relationships, have more diverse relationships, or not focus on relationships. It depends on my muse. They'll all be gay as hell, though.

    * I will be replacing Femininomenon with Good Luck, Babe! because I came up with a multi-chapter fic for that. And also because I can.

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    His main task that day was to water all of the plants and flowers around the palace. Alex preferred to use a fairly large, heavy watering can so he didn’t have to refill as often and could be more efficient with his time. He was in the middle of watering a significant arrangement of sweet peas, roses, orchids, and, of course, lily-of-the-valley, a royal favourite, when it happened. The edge of the can caught on one of the stems as he poured the water - rookie move, honestly. But the can was still mostly full and when he tried to maneuver to adjust, the can poured all over his chinos. Jeans were, of course, forbidden to be worn in the palace by any staff.

    After the initial shock of being doused with cold water, Alex looked down, only to find that a huge wet spot was now covering his entire crotch area. "Fuck. Oh, fuck," he hissed under his breath. There was no way he could be seen in the palace like this. He’d definitely be fired out of some sort of decorum protocol.

    (or, what happens when Henry stumbles upon a hot Kensington Palace florist in his foyer and he isn't wearing any pants...)

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    25 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Zane and Nana learn that they’re not as alone as they thought.

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    A cute Zana/Zane-Chan fic that is loosely a tattoo parlor x flower shop AU because they are babies and I love them and miss them.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    I forgot to bookmark this and nearly had a breakdown trying to find it again LMFOAGHSBG

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    The Only Thing Updates @TOTUpdates
    Sorry for the lack of professionalism but what the absolute FUCK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    The Only Thing Updates @TOTUpdates
    Alex on the red carpet: “Henry has been an amazing partner. It’s so easy to just be when he’s next to me. He makes sure I’m always comfortable and he never rushes me. Really, he’s such a pleasure to be around. I don’t think I’ve had such a good time when I’m working, but I guess working with your husband comes with certain privileges… Oh. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

    or,
    The world thinks Alex Claremont-Diaz and Henry Fox are best friends when they're casted in a romantic comedy together. Only, nobody knows that they're actually married.

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    19 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was so fun to read, I'm squealing

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    “Father Viktor has brought back all those programs you whined about missing. The East Hall is being converted into a soup kitchen as we speak, and after Mass there’s going to be an open-doors Christmas meal,” his mother says wistfully, drinking in a sip from her mug.

    Jayce is going to have to see that for himself. His high income neighborhood and the prestigious, self-righteous families that attend the Church? Rubbing elbows with people in need for the holidays?

    Maybe he really does need to meet Father Viktor. And shake his hand.

    ─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

    Or: Jayce comes home for the holidays after a breakup to find a new priest at his childhood Catholic church. Father Viktor is not the kind of person Jayce ever expected to be a priest, but he has a dream to change Jayce's hometown for the better, and he decides to do everything he can to help. The more he helps, the more Jayce sees glimpses of Viktor, the man, not the priest. And the more glimpses he sees of Viktor, the more Jayce is so, so fucked.

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    12 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Consider me the newest member of the Viktor fan club.

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    “Fifty bucks says I can get that guy’s number.”

    Popping the bubble of cinnamon-flavored gum Alex had just blown, he glances up from his phone to look at where Nora’s pointing. Just over the soles of his shoes, crossed at the ankles and propped on the flaking black wood of the shop’s front desk, there’s a man with broad shoulders lingering by the far wall. Alex hadn’t even heard the guy come in.

    “Nora. He’s literally looking at one of the biggest dildos I’ve ever seen,” he deadpans quietly.

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    alex works at a sex toy shop. it's usually a pretty easy job — if he could just stop daydreaming about the blonde guy that keeps coming in to buy literally all of alex's favorite sex toys.

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    20 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In this household we love and worship Sparkles.