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Kakashi eagerly buys the newest book written by Jiraiya.
Except ... the characters seem awfully familiar.
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- Part 4 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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So. The thing is …
Gai is strong.
(Who doesn’t want to read a fic of Kakashi being thirsty for his big, strong boyfriend? ;) )
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- Part 3 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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He thinks about Rin, about Obito. About both of their fathers, both gone for so long now and about the countless others that have come before and will come after.
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- Part 2 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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Kakashi has always prided himself on knowing what to do in a situation. He’s trained for it from a young age and, while some outcomes have been less than desirable at best and downright traumatic at worst, nothing has prepared him for this.
Love.
A first love to be exact.
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- Part 1 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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I really need to stop fucking him, Buggy thinks.
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Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025 by offensiveagentpie
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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i'd do the stars with you any time by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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Of course Sanji wants him. Any sane person with eyes and a functioning bloodstream would want him: Zoro’s broad and scarred in ways that catch the eye instead of repelling it and cursed with a body that moves like it was carved for violence and then, for some reason, accessorised with those tiny elegant little earrings that make Sanji want to bite things.
Or: Sanji arranges one special night to get Zoro out of his system once and for all.
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- Part 16 of tumblr prompts
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29 Apr 2026
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The Trouble with Marimos by ShimadaGenji, Springtime4Persephone
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
30 Mar 2026
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Chopper took a deep breath and closed his eyes tight.
“SANJI ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ZORO?”
Tumbled out of his chair, Sanji lay sprawled on the floor and stared, slack-jawed, at Chopper. The reverberating silence dragged out for too long, it seemed, because Chopper drew in a deep breath and began again.
“I said ar–”
“I heard you.” Sanji pushed himself shakily to his feet. “I think everyone heard you. Why would you even ask–”
“There’s a condition… called Hanahaki Syndrome…?”
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When Sanji coughs up a perfect, fluffy marimo, he doesn’t want to talk about it. Maybe, if he ignores it along with Zoro, they will both go away.
Or maybe not.
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17 Mar 2026
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Through a strange sequence of events, Sanji finds himself at sex party. He’s accidentally given his royal guard aphrodisiac and had to collar him to stop people from trying to bed him, and no one seems to want to let him do his job. He’s not having a good night, but maybe he can make the most of it.
Day 3: Collar/Size Difference
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- Part 3 of Sanzo Week 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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Zoro’s attempts at satisfying his oral fixation with a random stranger get ruined by his captain. Sanji talks himself into a corner, but can he actually be as mean as Zoro wants?
Day 2 of Sanzo week 2026: Face-fucking/Subspace
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- Part 2 of Sanzo Week 2026
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