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Craig’s journey for self acceptance is a long one, but Tweek is patient.
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27 May 2025
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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25 May 2025
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While the younger never outright said “I, Han Jisung, do not like him, Lee Minho”, it was pretty obvious that there was at least a small… distaste there.
But it didn’t matter. When playing side by side, Minho and Jisung were unstoppable, rolling through the motions with such ease, that one could argue they had played together since they started as children. Jisung trusted Minho’s plans, followed his signals for serving strategies, and matched the level of intensity the older man was known to have. Playing with Jisung was the most at home he had felt since transferring, and it is ironic that this is the same person who constantly makes him feel as unwelcomed as possible.
Or: Lee Minho is a star tennis player trying to start fresh, pretending like the previous year never happened. Han Jisung is an income freshman, a loud mouth, nosy guy who just can't seem to leave Minho alone.
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08 Mar 2025
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He has it all figured out. He’s going to approach Lee Minho, explain the situation, offer him the once in a lifetime opportunity to be treated to a free vacation and get back at his mortal enemy, Kim Seungmin.
If worst comes to worst and the guy spits in his face or something, he’ll simply tell his friends his dear boyfriend caught the flu right before the lake trip.
(OR: When Jisung's ex (Seungmin) says he's bringing his new boyfriend on their friend group summer vacation, Jisung decides to enlist the help of Seungmin's worst enemy (Minho) to play the part of his boyfriend in retaliation)
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- Part 1 of mitski-verse
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12 Apr 2024
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morte del cigno /ˈmɔrte ˈdel ˈʧiɲɲo/
Italian, means death of the swan (literal); hydroblading • i.e., a move in which a skater glides on a deep edge with the body stretched in a very low position, almost horizontal to the ice.════ ₊˚｡⋆❆⋆｡˚₊ ════
“Han Jisung is performing, but it seems like, without his nemesis, he has lost his spark. He’s no longer light on his feet, he’s weighted down by the loss of his lifelong rival and companion. Partner, some could say.”
Minho and Jisung are each other’s nemesis in the ice rinks, battling with jumps, spins and complicated footwork. Every season, either one of them is on the top of the podium and the other is never far behind, turning every competition into a whole debate on who will win, every ice floor in a gracious and ethereal battlefield.
That is, until shocking news come at the beginning of the season, in the Olympic year, where they were settled to finally resolve their rivalry once and for all: Minho, in spite of everything, retires from competitive figure skating. So, Jisung has to deal with his absence, and the feelings and memories that come with it.- Language:
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06 Apr 2024