14 Works by ohhelloyou

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    As David stood in front of the 10-foot flat screen displaying the Christmas Dashboard, he inhaled deeply. His eyes scanned over the numbers organized into detailed charts and graphics.

    "On schedule...7.98 billion people... and an–" David gasped, cutting his mumblings short.

    He was not a numbers guy, per se, but he understood percentages. That particular percentage was lower than he had ever seen it before.

    "An estimated 87% success rate?!"

    🎄🎄🎄

    David Rose is Santa Claus, and his Christmas Success Rate is at risk. Stevie Budd, David’s Head Elf, seems to believe David’s rating can be saved by one blue button-down-wearing man who wrote a letter to Santa with a lofty request.

    Will David be able to grant the man’s wish and save Christmas?

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    David struggles with loneliness and the relentless thoughts that consume his mind. On an evening walk through the Elm County Mall - yes, David is now a “mall walker” to his horror - an unexpected encounter with a cute boy makes him start to rethink his circumstance.

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    Prompt: One or both of them get the other the perfect gift. Because they (not so) secretly love each other a lot. Maybe when they are kids? Or post canon?

    Adelina takes David and Alexis to visit Santa Claus at the Mall. David is less than thrilled by the whole experience.

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    “Will you play with my hair?”
    Patrick chuckles, “David. I’d love to.”
    David closes his eyes again and hums contentedly, as Patrick’s fingers scratch lightly over his scalp. “Mmm. Love you too.”

     

    David and Patrick spend a relaxing afternoon in Patrick's apartment.

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    ...and now you have to remake your little bed because I peed in it!

    David Rose in The Incident

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    A very fond David Rose sees Moira in The Dress for the first time.

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    David and Patrick take advantage of Ray's absence in the best way they know how...sex and pancakes. David has some feelings about it. One very strong, particular feeling about Patrick, that is.

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    David and Patrick were high school sweethearts until their paths took them in different directions. Patrick, east, to Toronto for business school. David, west, to California in pursuit of a singing career. (Yes, you read that correctly. David Rose. A singer.) Life can get in the way, but can it keep these two from each other?

    Inspired by (and featuring) The Story by Brandi Carlile.
    Now Complete!

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    Two weeks after David and Patrick finally express their feelings for one another, Stevie decides to make her return to their regularly scheduled movie night. Patrick doesn’t know how he will keep his hands off of David, but...he’ll try his best. Oh, yeah! And Stevie doesn’t know that David and Patrick are in a...um...that they’re a thing. This should be interesting...

    Part 2 of Movie Night. You don't necessarily have to read part 1, but...you might as well 😀

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    David and Patrick are stuck at a long stoplight on their way back to Schitt's Creek from a vendor run. Whatever will they do to pass the time?

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    When Stevie backs out of their weekly movie night at the last minute, Patrick takes the opportunity to make his move on his best friend. Just David Rose and Patrick Brewer snuggled up on Patrick's bed, watching a movie of his choosing. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Adelina enrolls David in the Big Brothers Big Sisters Program at the age of 12 to fill the void in David's life that his father has left by jetting off from one city to the next to run his video chain empire. David is matched with a man named Clint.

    Years later, David is an English professor at NYU. One evening, in the library, he meets a self-assured business student who changes the course of his life.

    This story covers formative points in David's life from 1995 to 2012 where David comes to understand the meaning of 'home' thanks to the two Brewer men. Only thing is, David doesn't know the two most important people in his life are related, much less father and son.

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    David hated the 4th of July with everything in his being. That was until Patrick Brewer walked into his life.

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    Patrick Brewer is too nervous to talk to the new girl at school (Rachel), so he gets her AIM screen name (_Rosegold_) from a friend. He starts messaging her on AIM and finds himself practically glued to his keyboard, addicted to the teasing, flirtatious banter they've established. The only problem is that _Rosegold_ is not Rachel's screen name. It's David's.

    Or, an AOL Instant Messenger, high school AU riddled with popular songs from 2002.

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    21
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