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As David stood in front of the 10-foot flat screen displaying the Christmas Dashboard, he inhaled deeply. His eyes scanned over the numbers organized into detailed charts and graphics.
"On schedule...7.98 billion people... and an–" David gasped, cutting his mumblings short.
He was not a numbers guy, per se, but he understood percentages. That particular percentage was lower than he had ever seen it before.
"An estimated 87% success rate?!"
🎄🎄🎄
David Rose is Santa Claus, and his Christmas Success Rate is at risk. Stevie Budd, David’s Head Elf, seems to believe David’s rating can be saved by one blue button-down-wearing man who wrote a letter to Santa with a lofty request.
Will David be able to grant the man’s wish and save Christmas?
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David struggles with loneliness and the relentless thoughts that consume his mind. On an evening walk through the Elm County Mall - yes, David is now a “mall walker” to his horror - an unexpected encounter with a cute boy makes him start to rethink his circumstance.
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Prompt: One or both of them get the other the perfect gift. Because they (not so) secretly love each other a lot. Maybe when they are kids? Or post canon?
Adelina takes David and Alexis to visit Santa Claus at the Mall. David is less than thrilled by the whole experience.
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“Will you play with my hair?”
Patrick chuckles, “David. I’d love to.”
David closes his eyes again and hums contentedly, as Patrick’s fingers scratch lightly over his scalp. “Mmm. Love you too.”David and Patrick spend a relaxing afternoon in Patrick's apartment.
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...and now you have to remake your little bed because I peed in it!
David Rose in The Incident
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David is quitting.
He’s had enough of working for a photography company with an off-the-books philosophy of "sleaze and cheese", he's had enough of getting forced into assignments at the last minute when the company president decides he's flitting off to party with D-list celebrities instead. He’s quitting. This is, in fact, his last job.
At least it's an easy shoot - a puff piece on some up-and-coming Canadian singer-songwriter on the indie circuit who's just been catapaulted to widespread fame. No complications, no controversy. He'll be in his apartment and wallowing in his bamboo-silk sheets before he knows it.
A PhotographerDavid fic inspired by THAT photo shoot by Vanessa Heins.
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26 Sep 2024
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David’s first real memory of Patrick involved a scraped knee, a dandelion, and a sunny smile that, upon recounting the tale of how they met, left him blushing so hard Alexis had singsonged “David and Patrick sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” for a solid week.
The story of Prince David and Bodyguard Patrick from the very beginning. Now complete!
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- Part 1 of A Royal Affair
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12 Oct 2022
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“I was going to propose, you know,” he whispers. “I bought the rings and everything. I asked for Stevie’s blessing.”
David wipes at his eyes and laughs, a little hoarse. “And what did she say?”
“She said if I did anything to hurt you she would make sure I didn’t live to do it again,” A fond smile crosses Patrick’s face at the memory. “But she clearly didn’t follow through.”
“Huh,” David laughs, and it sounds hollow. “What a bitch.”
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Patrick runs into David five years after their break-up.
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25 Sep 2022
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Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”
“What? Swooning ingenues?”
“People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”
David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.
Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.
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- Part 2 of favored nations
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05 Sep 2022
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Ronnie is blinking at him like David just announced he wants to take tap lessons so he can headline a revival of 42nd Street.
“Patrick Brewer,” she drawls, eyebrow raised in what might be respect. Incredulity, but respect. “David, when I said you needed a name to get your next project off the ground, I didn’t expect you to point to the cover of People Magazine and say, ‘ah yes, him.”
“Excuse you, it was Vanity Fair.”
Or, a music superstar and a disgraced theatre director try to find common ground in the state of Denmark.
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05 Sep 2022