ohnoitsher
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No Beta We Die Like the St. Cassian Chamber Choir by ohnoitsher
Fandoms: Ride the Cyclone: A New Musical - Maxwell & Richmond
22 Feb 2023
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No beta, we die like the Saint Cassian Chamber Choir, with unfulfilled dreams and desires.
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Little Bird (affectionate), Little Bird (derogatory) by ohnoitsher
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
25 Sep 2021
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5 times little bird was used affectionately, and 1 time little bird was used not-so-affectionately.
(Featuring an unrequited love, a change of religion, and a mother-figure-daughter relationship.)
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Totally Tubular Teba by ohnoitsher
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
30 Jan 2021
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When Link first heard about Teba, he was expecting many things. He expected grumpiness, even aloofness. He did not, however, expect to hear Teba talk in 80's lingo.
Series
- Part 2 of Teba, the Rito dad
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Calm down, tol birb by ohnoitsher
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
28 Jan 2021
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It's a lovely day in Rito Village, and Harth is a horrible Rito.
At least, according to Teba.Series
- Part 1 of Teba, the Rito dad
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We share one braincell in this household by ohnoitsher
Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work
30 Nov 2020
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Mirian turned to Megan and looked at her.
“Did you even think this through?”
Megan said, “In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
Mirian stared at her incredulously.
“Megan. You are the oldest one here.”
Megan shrugged, which caused the dog to jump off her lap and snuggle up to Jackie.
“… I wasn’t in charge of the brain cell,” she said in a matter-of-fact voice.Or 5 times a band member had the brain cell, and one time none of them did.
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Teba, the Rito dad by ohnoitsher
Fandom Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
30 Jan 2021
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just some short, silly stories concerning a certain bird dilf
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- 3,980
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Poly Jolly Christmas by patentpending
Fandoms: Thomas Sanders Shorts, Original Work, Poly Jolly Christmas (Thomas Sanders Short)
27 Dec 2020
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Chad’s girlfriend left him for a small-town baker who taught her the true meaning of Christmas. Brandon’s for a Christmas Prince in disguise. Brad’s for the son of Santa.
They’re the jerky ex-boyfriends left behind for a rom-com happy ending. But when they meet, maybe they can find a happy ending of their own.
(You know that Thomas short about a polyamorous Christmas romcom? Yeah.)
Series
- Part 3 of Author's Favorite Short Stories
Bookmarked by ohnoitsher
26 Nov 2024
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Powerless 'Verse by patentpending
Fandom Sanders Sides, Sanders Sides (Web Series), Thomas Sanders, Video Blogging RPF
20 Dec 2019
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 99
Bookmarked by ohnoitsher
04 Jul 2023
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Patton loves Logan more than anything. He just doesn’t understand why his friends are lying or why they’re saying there’s something wrong. He’s not obsessed or deluded. He’s just in love. Desperately, terribly, helplessly in love.
Best Overall and Best Fill of Prompt winner for the Spring Sanders Sides Angst Competition.
Bookmarked by ohnoitsher
04 Jul 2023
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[“Zuko’s a fantastic chef and I totally respect him as my competition,” Sokka says sincerely to the interviewer. “His technique is unmatched in our field. But at the end of the day, he just doesn’t have the knowledge of the craft that I do. So, yeah, I’m pretty confident that I can beat him out for the title of Best Chef Alive.”]
[“Sokka? No, I’m not worried about him. I don’t really think about him much at all.”]
Tune in as Chef Sokka and Chef Zuko, the fiercest culinary rivals in Food Network history, face off to win the title of Best Chef Alive! Will one these two legends walk away with the cash prize of one million dollars? Or is there an even greater prize at stake?
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Bookmarked by ohnoitsher
14 Jan 2021
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Two separate friendgroups come together to get their hopefully pining friends together. What could go wrong?
(Everything. Everything could go wrong.)
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- English
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Bookmarked by ohnoitsher
02 Apr 2022