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I Just Became a Vampire and My New Sire is a Fucking Nutcase by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
28 Dec 2025
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Owen grabbed Avid by the shirt vest and pulled him in. “This is not a negotiation, Avid.”
Avid shuddered. “I really don’t appreciate being manhandled like this. I’d at least prefer it if you asked nicely—” Owen slid his hand into Avid’s hair and tilted his head up, leaning down.
“I would be grateful,” Owen whispered with an air of ire, “if you were to spare me from slow, inevitable death.”
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Avid is an old vampire. Owen needs to be turned.
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There's someone in Avid's house that is not supposed to be in Avid's house.
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The Bizarre Saga: Tears of the Author by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
08 Jul 2025
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Ganon is back. Zelda is missing. Link, Saria, Navi and Nathan are a group of weird heroes who have saved the world way too many times and now they have to do it again. They don’t really remember how they got here.
The Bizarre Saga, the Legend of Zelda parody I wrote in my early teen years that was met with unsurprising discontinuation, finally gets the reboot it always wanted.
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Isaac Beamer Versus the Supernatural ♢ Season 2 by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Original Work
15 Jun 2025
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Foxfield High School, supposedly peaceful for a time, has been facing an increasing number of dangerous incidents lately for some inexplicable reason. Isaac Beamer, obscurely known as Ink, resident bored artist, along with Edward Quinton, otherwise known as Error, school king and basketball player, keep compulsively involving themselves at every passing opportunity, and the constant threat of their mysterious powers being uncovered continually looms.
The number of students with secret powers keeps increasing, as does the number of people who seem to comprehend the existence of otherworldly forces. Among this chaos, who can be trusted? Connections form and break, secrets are revealed, hell breaks loose, and the truth slowly surfaces.
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- Part 2 of Isaac Beamer Versus the Supernatural
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don't go outside (now is not the time) by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2024
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Between sessions, Joel goes for a little walk. He runs into Scott and isn't happy about it.
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still waiting for my friend to come break me out by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Mar 2024
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And thus, the Gods deemed them soulmates.
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take me back to the place where we began by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Jan 2024
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“Are you going to try and win tomorrow?” Pearl asks.
“Yeah.” Gem’s expression doesn’t change. “You’ve already won once. Are you gonna try and stop me? You think it’ll come to that?”
“I might. Could be us standing in the rain in the middle of that field full of holes, if I don’t turn on you sooner.”
“You wouldn’t do that to me.”
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Tubbo implores Tommy not to go through with his plan of victory. Against his better judgment, Tommy ventures into the prison alone.
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I just wanted you to be there like I was there for you by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Apr 2023
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Quackity hears Tommy out after Wilbur's sudden departure.
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Two high schoolers who live in the middle of nowhere have a fateful encounter in a bathroom and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong.
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can you feel my heart? by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
16 Aug 2022
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It’s foreign. I don’t get like this. I’ve been through a little bit of everything—identity modification, crime, death, grief, sex, limbo—and this is the thing that leaves me lost for words. I don’t get it. The silence stretches on for too long. It’s uncomfortable and I have to break it as soon as possible but no words are leaving my mouth.
So, I pick the easiest and dumbest possible option: kissing them.
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- Part 5 of kokichi and shima chronkles
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everything's wrong when you got no right by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
05 Aug 2022
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“Fuck,” he mumbles, flinching away and sucking in air. There’s blood dribbling down the other’s chin and they lift their sleeve to cover it, turning towards the wall. There’s a dangerous black stain on their temple, dripping down their cheek. “What the hell were you thinking?”
“You needed help,” they reply quietly.
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- Part 4 of kokichi and shima chronkles
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being us ain't good for us by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
14 Jul 2022
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It feels normal—it really does—but no it doesn’t. Something is just slightly off. Why are we at this tacky hotel room instead of my room?
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- Part 10 of kagehara cinematic universe
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JoJo's Bizarre Criminal Record by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Apr 2022
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Jotaro's unchecked delinquent behavior might be a problem, actually.
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I've been gone ('cause I been on this road too long) by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
02 Apr 2022
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“This is consuming you…” Shima utters to me, the tip of their index finger crossing down the line at the center of my chest. I instinctively straighten up when it reaches soft skin and my shoulder blades press back against their body. “Are you okay with this?”
“There’s no point in asking when you just read my mind all the time,” I reply simply. “Don’t ask.” I ought to reiterate that I don’t want to decide what ‘okay’ is defined as anymore.
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- Part 3 of kokichi and shima chronkles
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miserable entropy by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
22 Mar 2022
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Kokichi and his affectionate phantom have an eternity or so to figure things out.
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- Part 2 of kokichi and shima chronkles
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Safe by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
06 Jan 2022
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Shuichi wonders if he compelled Kage to tighten his hold. The beating of the other’s heart resounds against him, distracting him with its rhythm. He wonders if Kage can feel it. He wonders if holding him makes Kage feel something, too.
Why do I think these things about him?
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- Part 6 of kagehara cinematic universe
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Internet Horror Story by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
06 Jan 2022
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Shuichi is compelled to take a walk in a cursed forest by himself at 4AM by a mysterious force that he listens to for some godforsaken reason.
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- Part 9 of kagehara cinematic universe
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let's see how deep we get by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
06 Jan 2022
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“Sometimes it’s fun just knowing what you want, Shuichi.”
Shuichi always wonders how he knows. It’s a blessing and a curse—but mostly a curse.
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- Part 5 of kagehara cinematic universe
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Cry With Me by onebizarrekai
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
26 Nov 2021
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“I could ask you why you are sleeping so early, Kokichi.”
“An accident. I fell asleep in the hangar, bored to death.”
“You induced sleep with drugs. You seem… hollow. You've done that, knowing you would arrive here. Because… nobody wants you anymore, do they? Not after what you said, what you did.”
“It’s not like I expected you to make me feel better.”
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- Part 1 of kokichi and shima chronkles