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    When Crowley had snaked himself across the bar top, half purring, half snarling for Aziraphale to live a little, this wasn’t exactly what he meant by it. Not exclusively, anyway. If there was a list of possibilities, it may have been on there somewhere; scrawled as a hasty afterthought, perhaps under a subheading of Things That Would Surely Never Actually Happen.

    But the sight of Aziraphale lying naked and debauched in the middle of his black satin sheets was not something he was about to hesitate over.

    (If there was a second list, one surreptitiously scribbled on a napkin in the dark corner of a crowded bar, it would be titled Things Crowley Had No Right To Crave As Much As He Did, and it would start and end with this single bullet point)

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    27 Apr 2024

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    09 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Every time he looks in the mirror, Nica's face looks more like his own.

    (aka: Chucky isn't as much of a man as he thought he was. It's more complicated than it sounds.)

    (aaka: the genderqueer Chucky fic that nobody but me wanted.)

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    19 May 2022

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    Tiffany Valentine has two things in her mind: love and murder. The origins of the brains behind the infamous Lakeshore Strangler and the string of broken hearts she left along her way to Chicago, interwoven with the development of the tempestuous relationship between her and a certain Charles Lee Ray.

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    09 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Chucky has his new body. Now he just needs to figure out what to do with it. (His wife has some ideas)

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    26 Apr 2022