15 Works by onethingconstant
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Made of Blood and Rust by abirdie, bluemoonperegrine, M J (pietromaximoff), onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Blade (Movies 1998 - 2004), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Moon Knight (TV 2022), Blade (Marvel Comics)
24 Dec 2025
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Six months after Ulysses Bloodstone's funeral, an unlikely group of heroes find themselves flung together in a quest to unravel a conspiracy that threatens the world as they know it.
This story follows The Happiness You Bring. You don't have to have read it to follow this.
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- Part 2 of Midnight Sons
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Adventures in Moon Doofery by bluemoonperegrine, onethingconstant
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Werewolf By Night (2022)
22 Jul 2025
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Welcome to the start of a collection of one-shots in the Hallmark by Knight universe.
I started this because my co-author vicarious-rebel and I have SO MUCH planned for the Moon Doofs that I probably won't get to writing half of the stuff if I stick with multi-chapter long fics. So when the mood strikes me, I'll write one-shots, spoilers be damned.
If you don't like spoilers, don't read this!
If you do and have questions, feel free to ask in comments. Vi and I love comments!
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- Part 9 of Hallmark by Knight
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Jack and Elsa were having a pleasant day out in Los Angeles when the LAPD happened.
A shameless id fic because fuck ICE.
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Whump the Werewolf by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America (Movies)
03 May 2025
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A "Wheel of Whump" has been going around Tumblr. I am accepting asks from it. This is where they go.
As @sokovianfortune put it, "Oh, look, we found the torment nexus."
To be added to as bits get written. Some of this is Monster Mash; some is not. I'm choosing not to use archive warnings, but canon-typical violence and angst are very much present. Content warnings on individual chapters.
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- Part 6 of Monster Mash
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How did Ted get home from Sakaar? As it turns out, Ulysses Bloodstone’s funeral isn’t the first dangerous party Jack has crashed.
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A Friend Indeed by bluemoonperegrine, onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022)
28 Dec 2024
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Once Ted told Jack that Elsa Bloodstone had survived her father's funeral, he knew he'd see her again someday.
The gatecrashing wasn't much of a surprise.
Fever-induced delirium was.
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The Monster Mash Holiday Special by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the manor
Happy plans had been laid that were ripe for a spanner
The Legion of Monsters lay snug in their beds
While visions of gods-knew-what danced in their heads …On Christmas Eve, the members of the Legion of Monsters find themselves living out four very familiar holiday scenarios, with results of varying absurdity.
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- Part 8 of Monster Mash
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Midnight Sons Deleted and Bonus Scenes by bluemoonperegrine, FollowTheEcho, M J (pietromaximoff), onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022)
16 Dec 2024
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We've written a few scenes that didn't make it into The Happiness You Bring. All of those will go here as separate chapters, as well as any one-shots we cook up.
Any warnings or tags specific to individual chapters will appear in that chapter's summary.
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- Part 3 of Midnight Sons
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The Happiness You Bring by abirdie, bluemoonperegrine, FollowTheEcho, M J (pietromaximoff), ohlookitsgrim, onethingconstant, pietromaximoff
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022)
11 Dec 2024
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In the name of providing a much-needed sequel to the 52 minutes of magic that was the Werewolf By Night special, several of us have rolled up our sleeves and gotten to work. Please enjoy our silly, angsty, sometimes sappy, and occasionally violent collaboration. The fun begins moments after the special ends.
The title is from a line of dialog that Bram Stoker wrote for everyone's favorite bloodsucker, Count Dracula: “Welcome to my house! Enter freely. Go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring!”
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- Part 1 of Midnight Sons
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All Hallows by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America (Movies)
01 Nov 2024
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It’s Halloween Night at Bloodstone Manor, and Ted is taking care of his family.
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- Part 7 of Monster Mash
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No Soap, Radio! by onethingconstant for kitping
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Black Panther (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Oct 2024
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Princess Shuri of Wakanda formally welcomes the first participant in Wakanda's youth science exchange: Stark Foundation intern Peter Parker.
Or, Bucky Barnes and T'Challa have to deal with the Gen Z Genius Squad. Memes and ancient anti-jokes ensue.
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- Part 4 of Wolves and Women
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I'm Only Happy When It Rains by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America - All Media Types
17 Apr 2024
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A rainy night at Bloodstone Manor. Nothing to hunt. What's a monster found family to do?
Get cozy, of course.
(Previously posted on Tumblr. Now more accessible on AO3, with minor edits and bonus Alpine.)
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- Part 4 of Monster Mash
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True Colors by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America - All Media Types
22 Mar 2024
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Ted finds a stray kitten near Bloodstone Manor and brings her inside for the night. When they’re unable to find her a forever home, Bucky takes to her with delight and Elsa grudgingly accepts her, but Jack won’t even stay in a room where Alpine is present. Is this a cat/dog thing, or something more complicated? (It’s always something more complicated.)
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- Part 3 of Monster Mash
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Bucky Meets the Legion of Monsters by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Captain America (Movies)
22 Feb 2024
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How Elsa Bloodstone, Ted Sallis, Jack Russell, and Bucky Barnes escaped RAID, survived Ohio, and became something like a family. But not before a whole lot of shooting, driving, sleeping, and talking to ghosts. Also tea, coffee, honey, and disgusting protein shakes.
And everyone talking about Jack's ass.
Bucky's going to fit right in.
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- Part 2 of Monster Mash
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Well Met By Moonlight by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Werewolf By Night (2022)
07 Feb 2024
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Two men wake up in a cell together. One of them is a monster. The other one is a werewolf.
A story about bad days, stupid supervillains, monstrosity, and Bucky Barnes getting adopted by the Werewolf by Night crew.
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- Part 1 of Monster Mash