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Shrine of Humiliation by ontological_mold
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls
20 May 2025
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A Morrowind travelogue about discovering a new religion, in which the real blessing is the petty revenge you steal along the way. Four out of Seven Graces, would do this again.
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Webs of Lust and Chaos by ontological_mold, Yoringle
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 May 2025
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The murder, math, and makeup polycule.
Tavril thought his life as the beloved consort of the Vampire Ascendant was no less than perfect. But when he meets Zyrlyss—a Lolth-sworn drow with a flair for chaos—his life takes a dangerous, new turn.
Zyrlyss isn't just a reminder of the darkness Tavril escaped; he's a temptation that calls to Tavril's buried desires. Their connection grows into a volatile mix of curiosity, forbidden desire, and mutual manipulation, a dance neither can control.
Now Astarion gets a chance to expand his influence into the Underdark. And Zyrlyss would be all too happy to serve a vampire lord. But after seeing him under the sunlight, he is strongly convinced he's a play-pretend.
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"I miss the little pests," Zyrlyss said. "They called me 'greatness' and bowed. I can't expect that from you people, can I?"
"Well, you could get someone on their knees, perhaps," Astarion gave him an inspired look, leaning forward. "I'll let you know if I see someone desperate."
Lolth-sworn and lolz-sworn, Zyrlyss is a chaotic evil drow mathematician. He loves power, puns and Astarion (in that order). What he doesn't love is the Surface. Lolth was right to advise her children not to go here. The sun, the weather, the echoless void of the sky? Disgusting. Too bad he got himself into a ten-year contract for Surface work. So, in that regard, getting infected by a mind-flayer tadpole was a blessing—not only did it grant him a unique career opportunity, it led him to meet Astarion—a rare normal person on the Surface.
This story has:
- Puns
- Frustrated bi-lingual bitching
- Lingering culture shock
- Elements of drow lore (which I treat as the Pirate Code; driders are drow angels, I will not accept any inquiries)It doesn't have:
- Morals
- Redemption arcsThe plot is set during the in-game timeline and focuses on Astarion's personal quest.
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- Part 2 of Terrible Fun
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This and That by ontological_mold
Fandoms: Technic and Magic: The Reconstruction of Reality — Federico Campagna
11 Aug 2024
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While I was reading, my eyes went blurry. I saw this and thought: "huh, this, this vibes with the book's themes".
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After the Nether Brain is defeated, the Vampire Ascendant and his dark consort live happily ever after. Evil needs eviling, however. And you cannot evil well without math.
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- Part 3 of Terrible Fun
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